I went to Ypislanti and then Ann Arbor with Dayna today. We walked around and got serious about taking pictures. I am rather pleased with the way my shit turned out, especially since the lighting conditions sucked immensely.

I sold two clocks tonight.

Did you know they make clitoris enlarging pumps?

My ebay store thingy isn't going great by any means, but it's exciting for me. However, I am currently on the lookout for a somewhat fun, part-time job that doesn't compromise this and that and blah blah blah so I don't stay home all the time and essentially turn into a housewife. Or a house-girlfriend, if you will ( Read more... )

Mindus of Moo: i know, i love working out ( Read more... )

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1) I'm drunk and this post is going to be pointless.
2)This picture is by Meg and is the most important thing ever created:

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We went to Indiana Beach again for labor day. This time to celebrate Joey's birthday. Except he didn't know that. His emotions were fucked with but it was for the best. Everyone had fun. Spiders were everywhere. I wanted to jump in the lake in the middle of the night for no reason, but only if someone else did it first. Some guy almost got his ass ( Read more... )

My goldfish, Spot, who I have had since first grade died a few hours ago. It was probably for the best. For the past four years he'd randomly swim upside down and hang around motionless at the bottom of the tank. He lived a full life, though.
My goldfish, Peter, who I have had since preschool is still doing great. I just worry that he will be ( Read more... )

I can't stand the bullshit little white lies people in relationships tell each other ( Read more... )

So...last night was Dan's eighteenth birthday party. Chris was the ONLY person there who was old enough to drink.
We tried to force Chris into doing a keg stand.
Derek and I got completely wasted and became super best friends.
We gave Dan a swiss army fork.

It was fun.

So this one time I had teased my hair fuckin huge and slutty then went downstairs and my mom was like, "Oh, I like your hair." She was watching VH1 classic and a Rod Stewart video came on and she said, "Hey, you guys have the same hair ( Read more... )