Dear Kelsey, You have a cute smile. You make me smile too. You should hang out with me. ...Even though this is anonymous. Shut up. Someday I will take over the world. But enough about me. This is your questionnaire. You + me = Pi. I mean, friends. If I saw you right now I'd be very surprised, albeit happily so. Unless you came in through the window with a knife. Oh, who am I kidding? I'd probably assume it's all a big joke until that final, fatal moment of recknoning and realization. I would build a katamari just for you. (What? Don't know what a katamari is? Google it. It's insane.) I would get your name tattooed on my non-existant limb because tattoos are evil. If I could sing you any song it would be You Can Call Me Al. We could my, this questionnaire is starting to get cozy under the stars. Will you defenestrate me? (Google that one too. Best. Verb. Ever.) My love for you is like that of a battlefield. I'm sorry, I've got "Love is a Battlefield" stuck in my head right now. Love, Mike D. I mean, wait. Dammit!(P.S
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Dear Kelsey, You have a cute laugh. You make me question. You should learn to make mistakes, and accept them. Someday I will die. You + me = a very troubled marriage. If I saw you right now I'd be midly suprised. I would build a sand castle just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my ass, where no one can see my shame. If I could sing you any song it would be a metal song called "Kelsey" that wasn't awful. We could I kinda wanna say "make love", but that would be pretty awkard afterword, wouldn't it under the stars. Will you is there anyway to not make this suggestive me? My love for you is like that of an orchid in blossom. Love, The stain on the wall, named fine art (P.S. if I post this in my journal, It would be courteous to reply, but you don't have to :)
Dear Kelsey, You have a cute mom. You make me cookies. Well, you should. You should (see above) Someday I will meet you under completely random circumstances. Can't wait. You + me = an unstoppable crime-fighting duo. If I saw you right now I'd wonder what you were doing in my computer room. I would build a just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my face. If I could sing you any song it would be horrible. No matter what song is was. We could do anything you wanted under the stars. You know I can never think of anything to do. Will you chill with me again sometime? My love for you is like that of livejournal 'write something about me' things. Love, Tony (P.S. I think the sun drowned this weekend)
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You have a cute smile.
You make me smile too.
You should hang out with me. ...Even though this is anonymous. Shut up.
Someday I will take over the world. But enough about me. This is your questionnaire.
You + me = Pi. I mean, friends.
If I saw you right now I'd be very surprised, albeit happily so. Unless you came in through the window with a knife. Oh, who am I kidding? I'd probably assume it's all a big joke until that final, fatal moment of recknoning and realization.
I would build a katamari just for you. (What? Don't know what a katamari is? Google it. It's insane.)
I would get your name tattooed on my non-existant limb because tattoos are evil.
If I could sing you any song it would be You Can Call Me Al.
We could my, this questionnaire is starting to get cozy under the stars.
Will you defenestrate me? (Google that one too. Best. Verb. Ever.)
My love for you is like that of a battlefield. I'm sorry, I've got "Love is a Battlefield" stuck in my head right now.
Love,
Mike D. I mean, wait. Dammit!(P.S ( ... )
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You have a cute laugh.
You make me question.
You should learn to make mistakes, and accept them.
Someday I will die.
You + me = a very troubled marriage.
If I saw you right now I'd be midly suprised.
I would build a sand castle just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my ass, where no one can see my shame.
If I could sing you any song it would be a metal song called "Kelsey" that wasn't awful.
We could I kinda wanna say "make love", but that would be pretty awkard afterword, wouldn't it under the stars.
Will you is there anyway to not make this suggestive me?
My love for you is like that of an orchid in blossom.
Love,
The stain on the wall, named fine art
(P.S. if I post this in my journal, It would be courteous to reply, but you don't have to :)
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You have a cute mom.
You make me cookies. Well, you should.
You should (see above)
Someday I will meet you under completely random circumstances. Can't wait.
You + me = an unstoppable crime-fighting duo.
If I saw you right now I'd wonder what you were doing in my computer room.
I would build a just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my face.
If I could sing you any song it would be horrible. No matter what song is was.
We could do anything you wanted under the stars. You know I can never think of anything to do.
Will you chill with me again sometime?
My love for you is like that of livejournal 'write something about me' things.
Love,
Tony
(P.S. I think the sun drowned this weekend)
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