and the winner is........
gdamnmotherfuckingsonofabitch. at least that's what my grandmother would say. and you should see her with fruit or kitchen cutlery. fuck a bunch of breast cancer. digression. my car was broken into last night. stole my brand new stereo that aaron bought me for christmas. lucky bunch of motherfuckers too, because if i would have caught them i would have shot them. they stole my brothers stereo back in september. i fucking hate theives. hate them. i swear one day my switch is going to flip and i'm going to go boondock saints. fuck due process. of course this is exactly the thing i needed to reaffirm my oh-so-abundant faith in humanity. how we ever managed to drag our masses from the putrid, writhing puddle of filth, pettiness, greed, envy, and outright stupidity we languish in long enough to become the dominant species on the planet i've yet to understand. quite the conundrum as well that the more intelligent we become, the stupider we get. whatever. enough with the superfluous optimism. suffice to say that the entire matter sucks donkey sack. fortunately i do have insurance, but i'll refrain from further comment on that particular topic at this juncture. pure genius to establish a society based on a system designed to screw you senseless when you're the most vulnerable. *clenches jaw* *deep sigh* rant over.
i joined a poetry community today. the overwhelming majority is total crap. i understand that poetry is completely subjective...one mans garbage and all that nonsense, but seriously. if your target audience is anything other than adolescent girls with a pension for harlequin-esque romance novels you may want to try something other than "love is bad. i am sad. oh the pain. makes me insane." bleh. rubbish. don't get me wrong...i'm no frost. my stuff sucks in it's own right, but it's better than dickens circa the fourth grade. hmmmn. no wonder my friends list is painfully small. on that, i'm out.