i have a headache the weight and size of montana relocate itself on the right side of my skull, shoved right behind my right eyeball ( Read more... )

the weekend was fast ( Read more... )

in elementary school, wednesday was wedding day (it's how we learned there was a D before the N). the first boy you touched would be your hubby. it was a derivative of cooties ( Read more... )

tattoos
bad boy
accent

hawtness.

shrug. whatever.

miss tony. sighs.

i made my brother drive me to burbank to go to ikea today. i wanted a certain plant and i went and got it. and some snacks to bribe the boy into compliance. "respect my a-thor-a-thor ( Read more... )

i went through one of my friendlists and i definately have a disproportionate number of gay friends. i just know how to snap like that.

no, don't call me a fag hag. that's derogatory. it's fruitfly. *snap *snap, snappity *snap.

birthdays get better with time ( Read more... )

after work on friday, i felt like hanging out rather than going back to my apt. so i called up some friends from college and got hurry curry. and volcano tea. and then pink berry. and then went to palaminos for cocktails and calamari (odd combo, i know). had a lot of fun being my nerdy self. i border on geekdom. oh hell, i'm a geek ( Read more... )

pigeons were cooing and scratching the roof this morning.

opened my window to look at my view.

turned on the radio and the red hot chili peppers were playing

With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
With the birds I'll share
This lonely viewand i thought, ha, first my dreams and now even the radio has turned against me ( Read more... )

or is it dream scream?

i just remembered that i screamed at work in my dream last night. more horrors. neighborhood serial killer. burials in the backyard.

maybe that's why i had a sore throat when i woke up.