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[fireglacier]

I've solved the global energy crisis. Find a way to harness the power in electric shocks I get every time I move in winter. Because with the frequency I shock myself, I think I could provide power to a couple small countries.

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[narel]

amen.

[queenpursephone]

Step 1: Cover world in microfiber.
Step 2: Walk around in fuzzy socks.
Step 3: Profit!!!