Ohhh aren't you so cute and clever a little boy! Playing on momma's basement tabletop with your little toy Army men and pretending to be an elf! I bet momma is so proud of all the countless hours you spend doing that instead of making something of yourself and moving out of her basement too. Some day you will get connected to real life. Some day you will matter. Why I bet that if you tried really really hard you could work yourself all the way up to Assistant Bag Boy at Walmart. So cute!

Here is a lollipop little boy. Go suck on it. The adults are talking. Run along or I will have yourstrange Uncle Bad Touch babysit you again.

knowing you better than J Random Stranger, i'm giggling all over myself over this exchange of wittiness. :D