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1. Choose 20 people from your friends list at random.
2. Write something about/to each of them.
3. Don't tell anyone who the statements are about. Good or bad. No matter how they beg!
1. I intensely dislike you. I think you are two-faced and rotten. It used to really anger me that you acted like my friend. I used to want to kick you in the throat. But I've ceased to care anymore. Your issues aren't my problem, for which I'm grateful.
2. Your smile lights up a room, lights up my heart. I wish I got to see you more. Some of our similarities are just eerie. I think you are a genuinely cool person, and I hope you find your happiness.
3. I don't know you very well, but I'd do anything for you. We've had a couple-a bonding experiences, but your inner light just has always really spoken to me. I knew you were a kindred spirit and a friend before I ever even really knew you. You are groovy and driven and talented, and I know that you will succeed in anything that you choose to pursue. The best is yet to come.
4. I think that you seriously need to chill out and find your happy place. You are a great person in many ways, but you are going to have a stroke at age 30 if you continue like you are. I think sometimes that you set yourself up for disappointment, like maybe you couldn't handle it if things went your way. Its funny, cause I'm fucked up like that, too, sometimes. But I love you and appreciate you so very much.
5. You have helped me with so much more than I could ever even list, you have always been there for me, always been such an amazing support and a very, very dear friend. I love you so much. I can't ever express how much you mean to me. I'm sorry that I'm a flake and a craphead. I miss you. We need to hang/talk more.
6. I've gotten myself into so much trouble with you, or over you, its absolutely stupidd. Yes, with two D's. hah. I did it by mistake, but it works. As much shit as I've put myself through, I value your friendship so much, and miss hanging with you. You are so much stronger than most people give you credit for, and I wish that I could share some of your burden. There are so many times I just want to give you a hug and tell you its all going to be okay. You are special, no matter what anyone says. I love you. Please *try* to take care of yourself and see the beauty that you have inside and out.
7. I don't know what your problem is, and I'm sure that there are plenty of reasons for it, but get some fucking therapy. Seriously. It gets really old, and you can be really goddamn shitty sometimes. You can also be so fucking cool. It makes me twitch, cuz I don't know if I should hug you or slap you.
8. You are always so down on yourself and your habits. You are a good person. I have told you this so many times. Trust me, if you weren't, you'd be getting roasted right now because I am being brutally honest/brutal. You=good person. You have a good spirit, and are a genuinely nice person. I know that I could talk to you about anything if I needed to. Please feel free to utilize the flip of that. Seriously. We should hang. I think talking to each other is very good. We have only done it in that context a few times, but it really worked. You see the good in people no matter what. Do that with yourself!
9. You're a total mess, but you are so much fun! You've got some shit to get over, but I love you and you crack my shit up sooo bad. Some aspects are a bit bitter for me to swallow, but I totally do just because I dig ya. Try to shape up, though, fool. I don't want you to get burned, you are so fucking potential-y. :)
10. Still waters run deep. I really like you. We have made brief attempts to get to know each other better, and its worked a little, but something always ends up distracting us. I really admire you. I think you are very cool, and have a very giving and generous nature. I hope things keep getting better for you. I really like the energy I get from you. It is so subtly strong and calming, very underwhelming, in the best sort of way. You are totally unique, and your wit is dry and surprising. I love it.
11. I think you are an intensely rad person. We need to hang not-online when we aren't working. Which is almost never. I think that we could come up with some really groovy and crazily brilliant material by bouncing ideas off of each other. You are a great person, and have this vibrant, clean energy that just sparkles. You are doing a damn fine job with your life. You make me proud, even though I have absolutely no claim to be proud of. I am happy to know you, even if it isn't all that well.
12. Dude. What can I say? You are one of the most intriguing, complicated, brilliant, dazzlingly, hilariously insane people I've ever met! I am so thankful to have you in my life. I really, intensely enjoy every moment that I spend with you, even if we are just venting or bullshitting. You are ridiculously talented in so many areas, and convey your thoughts and views on the world so honestly and naturally and effortlessly, and I am always right with you on your thoughts, even if you aren't quite there yourself. I truly admire you. You are so vibrant and badass, your inner light jsut bloody dazzles me. I hope that I can be more like you in some ways, not in a copy-cat way, but in a get-my-shit-straight kinda way. I could go on about you ad infinitum. I'd better never lose touch with you, or I'm hunting you down and laying the smackdown. <3 and <3
13. You are so special and calm and silly. You are a marvel, and sometimes I can't quite handle you, but its because I'm a Cap. I love you, crazy, you always make me smile. I'm glad your life is looking up, because otherwise I'd have to kick it. (can one kick someone else's life? hmm...) we can be nutty or serious or both. I honestly don't know what to say about you, which is funny, because I thought I'd have a big fatty paragraph. You just baffle me, in the best sort of way. I just don't know how to ball you up into a paragraph, pamphlet or booklet. You are just you. The one and only.
14. We had our rough spot, which was ghei. You rock, and you make me so happy. You are so damn bubbly and funny. Very strong, very smart, very talented, very loving. Absolutely nuts. Which is so fab. People like us tend to get ourselves in the most trouble. :) heh. We need to hang more. I miss you. you are special and you've been here before. I HATE MY MOUSE!!!! god, it is sucking!!! gah! Which reminds me, your outbursts of rage are a source of continual entertainment. lol.
15. I've only just met you, but I could tell you were very special. Something about you really clicks with me, and I really look forward to spending more time with you and getting to know you better. You are damn cool, and I feel like I already know alot about you, just from the energy you give off. You bloody rock. You are so damn cute, too, it seems like people can't help but smile around you.
16. Its really cool how we started hanging out and talking, I'm glad that the circumstances brought us together. Funny how random things just work out like that. I hope that your life becomes less dramatic, and that we keep hanging out. It will be grand once I get enough money to actually go out again! Then we can rock like my monkey toe socks. :) You are too damn adorable. People can really suck sometimes.
17. Your work is inspiring, you are so smart and so strong and so confident. You are truly an inspiration. You have been so helpful to me, and I wish that we got to talk or see each other more. Perhaps even under non-crisis circumstances. :) You are so sweet and have so much spunk. Not the terminology I wanted to use, but I didn't want to give away who you are to you. That didn't make sense. I love your laugh. You have such grace and poise that it astounds me. You are such a strong woman, but are so very classy and chic and cool. Until you lose your cool, then look out! But it is usually for good reason...
18. You absolutely delight me! I miss the pee pee out of you, and we need to stop sucking and hang out. I smell something odd, and I can't decide if its icky or if I like it. Your sense of humor and how easily you laugh are an absolute delight. Its also a sight to see when you get peeved. You make getting peeved fucking cute and funny, but very sincere and agreeably. Okay, I make no sense. Bah. I also kept writing and re-writing "oaky" like a tard. grr. arg. bah. You are so smart and fun and creative, goddamn too cute for words.
19. You are a spaz and have been such a great friend to me, even if we don't get to talk or hang out much. You crack me the fuck up, you are smart and driven and cool. You have awesome facial expressions that bring me joy. You are one cool dork. I miss not seeing you often. Sad boo. We've been through some crap, and you are always so helpful and kind. I really admire you. Good times with you, even if there aren't enough of them.
20. Haha! I almost used your name as the first word in a sentence about you! I suck... I don't actually *know* you, and I found you rather at random, but I loooove the way your mind works! You crack me up, and I don't like it when you are sad. :( But you are funny even when you are sad, which is tough. You should see the faces I make reading some of your posts. The mixture of sorrow/sympathy/amusement are classic. You have great taste in all kinds of stuff, and I think that some really special things will happen for you. It's been a pleasure (kinda) knowing you.
Wow. That is long.
Now to why I got online to post: I kicked ass at my testing and skill out today, worked a shift, only got 3 tables all night cuz I had the patio and had to share it with a hoe. Her name was Heather. How *not* shocking. I made $34 after tip out, though, which is awesome for 2 2 tops and a 1 top. Rock. I am going to kick ass. And yay for pretty boys that flirt with me very non-threateningly. In the hanging with the guys way, latent homo. way they do with each other, just more. I miss hanging with straight boys and being all football, grr, badass, stupid-y. They are quite entertaining. Nice atmosphere. Most people at my work are terribly cool. Nice mix of folks. From the jock-ish to the gay-ish, the ditzy muñeca to the badass straight chick that most people would think isn't. Way to half-assed stereotype your coworkers. None of them quite fit these cats, of course, except Miss Muñeca. *slap*
But yeah, I expect good things and good money.
Moving in with Tio Donna tomorrow, who is hella cool and will get her own entry later. I won't be living there full time, I'm gonna keep most of my stuff at pop's. But it is a great place for me to be, with awesome neighbors, in a great 'hood, within walking distance of Oaklawn strip and biking distance of work. Walking if you want to be that ambitious, but who does? lol.
Alright, love, kids.
*Okay, I have to add this to one of the 20 above. Just because it is so funny it can't be omitted now that I've thought of it, but I don't want to just totally give away what number you are. It involves a Michael's parking lot, an unsuspecting stranger, and a sneeze. Followed by almost asphyxiating by laughing so hard. I have only laughed that uncontrollably, painfully hard a few times in my life. My eyes are seriously teary just thinking about it. I must stop!! You should post the synopsis in a reply if you can still type thinking about it. LMAO!
2. Write something about/to each of them.
3. Don't tell anyone who the statements are about. Good or bad. No matter how they beg!
1. I intensely dislike you. I think you are two-faced and rotten. It used to really anger me that you acted like my friend. I used to want to kick you in the throat. But I've ceased to care anymore. Your issues aren't my problem, for which I'm grateful.
2. Your smile lights up a room, lights up my heart. I wish I got to see you more. Some of our similarities are just eerie. I think you are a genuinely cool person, and I hope you find your happiness.
3. I don't know you very well, but I'd do anything for you. We've had a couple-a bonding experiences, but your inner light just has always really spoken to me. I knew you were a kindred spirit and a friend before I ever even really knew you. You are groovy and driven and talented, and I know that you will succeed in anything that you choose to pursue. The best is yet to come.
4. I think that you seriously need to chill out and find your happy place. You are a great person in many ways, but you are going to have a stroke at age 30 if you continue like you are. I think sometimes that you set yourself up for disappointment, like maybe you couldn't handle it if things went your way. Its funny, cause I'm fucked up like that, too, sometimes. But I love you and appreciate you so very much.
5. You have helped me with so much more than I could ever even list, you have always been there for me, always been such an amazing support and a very, very dear friend. I love you so much. I can't ever express how much you mean to me. I'm sorry that I'm a flake and a craphead. I miss you. We need to hang/talk more.
6. I've gotten myself into so much trouble with you, or over you, its absolutely stupidd. Yes, with two D's. hah. I did it by mistake, but it works. As much shit as I've put myself through, I value your friendship so much, and miss hanging with you. You are so much stronger than most people give you credit for, and I wish that I could share some of your burden. There are so many times I just want to give you a hug and tell you its all going to be okay. You are special, no matter what anyone says. I love you. Please *try* to take care of yourself and see the beauty that you have inside and out.
7. I don't know what your problem is, and I'm sure that there are plenty of reasons for it, but get some fucking therapy. Seriously. It gets really old, and you can be really goddamn shitty sometimes. You can also be so fucking cool. It makes me twitch, cuz I don't know if I should hug you or slap you.
8. You are always so down on yourself and your habits. You are a good person. I have told you this so many times. Trust me, if you weren't, you'd be getting roasted right now because I am being brutally honest/brutal. You=good person. You have a good spirit, and are a genuinely nice person. I know that I could talk to you about anything if I needed to. Please feel free to utilize the flip of that. Seriously. We should hang. I think talking to each other is very good. We have only done it in that context a few times, but it really worked. You see the good in people no matter what. Do that with yourself!
9. You're a total mess, but you are so much fun! You've got some shit to get over, but I love you and you crack my shit up sooo bad. Some aspects are a bit bitter for me to swallow, but I totally do just because I dig ya. Try to shape up, though, fool. I don't want you to get burned, you are so fucking potential-y. :)
10. Still waters run deep. I really like you. We have made brief attempts to get to know each other better, and its worked a little, but something always ends up distracting us. I really admire you. I think you are very cool, and have a very giving and generous nature. I hope things keep getting better for you. I really like the energy I get from you. It is so subtly strong and calming, very underwhelming, in the best sort of way. You are totally unique, and your wit is dry and surprising. I love it.
11. I think you are an intensely rad person. We need to hang not-online when we aren't working. Which is almost never. I think that we could come up with some really groovy and crazily brilliant material by bouncing ideas off of each other. You are a great person, and have this vibrant, clean energy that just sparkles. You are doing a damn fine job with your life. You make me proud, even though I have absolutely no claim to be proud of. I am happy to know you, even if it isn't all that well.
12. Dude. What can I say? You are one of the most intriguing, complicated, brilliant, dazzlingly, hilariously insane people I've ever met! I am so thankful to have you in my life. I really, intensely enjoy every moment that I spend with you, even if we are just venting or bullshitting. You are ridiculously talented in so many areas, and convey your thoughts and views on the world so honestly and naturally and effortlessly, and I am always right with you on your thoughts, even if you aren't quite there yourself. I truly admire you. You are so vibrant and badass, your inner light jsut bloody dazzles me. I hope that I can be more like you in some ways, not in a copy-cat way, but in a get-my-shit-straight kinda way. I could go on about you ad infinitum. I'd better never lose touch with you, or I'm hunting you down and laying the smackdown. <3 and <3
13. You are so special and calm and silly. You are a marvel, and sometimes I can't quite handle you, but its because I'm a Cap. I love you, crazy, you always make me smile. I'm glad your life is looking up, because otherwise I'd have to kick it. (can one kick someone else's life? hmm...) we can be nutty or serious or both. I honestly don't know what to say about you, which is funny, because I thought I'd have a big fatty paragraph. You just baffle me, in the best sort of way. I just don't know how to ball you up into a paragraph, pamphlet or booklet. You are just you. The one and only.
14. We had our rough spot, which was ghei. You rock, and you make me so happy. You are so damn bubbly and funny. Very strong, very smart, very talented, very loving. Absolutely nuts. Which is so fab. People like us tend to get ourselves in the most trouble. :) heh. We need to hang more. I miss you. you are special and you've been here before. I HATE MY MOUSE!!!! god, it is sucking!!! gah! Which reminds me, your outbursts of rage are a source of continual entertainment. lol.
15. I've only just met you, but I could tell you were very special. Something about you really clicks with me, and I really look forward to spending more time with you and getting to know you better. You are damn cool, and I feel like I already know alot about you, just from the energy you give off. You bloody rock. You are so damn cute, too, it seems like people can't help but smile around you.
16. Its really cool how we started hanging out and talking, I'm glad that the circumstances brought us together. Funny how random things just work out like that. I hope that your life becomes less dramatic, and that we keep hanging out. It will be grand once I get enough money to actually go out again! Then we can rock like my monkey toe socks. :) You are too damn adorable. People can really suck sometimes.
17. Your work is inspiring, you are so smart and so strong and so confident. You are truly an inspiration. You have been so helpful to me, and I wish that we got to talk or see each other more. Perhaps even under non-crisis circumstances. :) You are so sweet and have so much spunk. Not the terminology I wanted to use, but I didn't want to give away who you are to you. That didn't make sense. I love your laugh. You have such grace and poise that it astounds me. You are such a strong woman, but are so very classy and chic and cool. Until you lose your cool, then look out! But it is usually for good reason...
18. You absolutely delight me! I miss the pee pee out of you, and we need to stop sucking and hang out. I smell something odd, and I can't decide if its icky or if I like it. Your sense of humor and how easily you laugh are an absolute delight. Its also a sight to see when you get peeved. You make getting peeved fucking cute and funny, but very sincere and agreeably. Okay, I make no sense. Bah. I also kept writing and re-writing "oaky" like a tard. grr. arg. bah. You are so smart and fun and creative, goddamn too cute for words.
19. You are a spaz and have been such a great friend to me, even if we don't get to talk or hang out much. You crack me the fuck up, you are smart and driven and cool. You have awesome facial expressions that bring me joy. You are one cool dork. I miss not seeing you often. Sad boo. We've been through some crap, and you are always so helpful and kind. I really admire you. Good times with you, even if there aren't enough of them.
20. Haha! I almost used your name as the first word in a sentence about you! I suck... I don't actually *know* you, and I found you rather at random, but I loooove the way your mind works! You crack me up, and I don't like it when you are sad. :( But you are funny even when you are sad, which is tough. You should see the faces I make reading some of your posts. The mixture of sorrow/sympathy/amusement are classic. You have great taste in all kinds of stuff, and I think that some really special things will happen for you. It's been a pleasure (kinda) knowing you.
Wow. That is long.
Now to why I got online to post: I kicked ass at my testing and skill out today, worked a shift, only got 3 tables all night cuz I had the patio and had to share it with a hoe. Her name was Heather. How *not* shocking. I made $34 after tip out, though, which is awesome for 2 2 tops and a 1 top. Rock. I am going to kick ass. And yay for pretty boys that flirt with me very non-threateningly. In the hanging with the guys way, latent homo. way they do with each other, just more. I miss hanging with straight boys and being all football, grr, badass, stupid-y. They are quite entertaining. Nice atmosphere. Most people at my work are terribly cool. Nice mix of folks. From the jock-ish to the gay-ish, the ditzy muñeca to the badass straight chick that most people would think isn't. Way to half-assed stereotype your coworkers. None of them quite fit these cats, of course, except Miss Muñeca. *slap*
But yeah, I expect good things and good money.
Moving in with Tio Donna tomorrow, who is hella cool and will get her own entry later. I won't be living there full time, I'm gonna keep most of my stuff at pop's. But it is a great place for me to be, with awesome neighbors, in a great 'hood, within walking distance of Oaklawn strip and biking distance of work. Walking if you want to be that ambitious, but who does? lol.
Alright, love, kids.
*Okay, I have to add this to one of the 20 above. Just because it is so funny it can't be omitted now that I've thought of it, but I don't want to just totally give away what number you are. It involves a Michael's parking lot, an unsuspecting stranger, and a sneeze. Followed by almost asphyxiating by laughing so hard. I have only laughed that uncontrollably, painfully hard a few times in my life. My eyes are seriously teary just thinking about it. I must stop!! You should post the synopsis in a reply if you can still type thinking about it. LMAO!