Too funny not to share.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I didn't flush (-1 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I gave lwood a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In June I set cruz531's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday malaveaux and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-73 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
firehair28
..Damn. I wish I really HAD robbed a bank. I'd be rich! Or at least reasonably wealthy. I hear those Nixon masks itch something fierce, though.
;_;
Moving right along: The illustration contract proceeds apace. I really *should* be cleaning up sketches in Photoshop this very moment, but I'm taking a break. I'm hoping this pans out into something longer-term and pleasant, whilst at the same time bemoaning the utter loss of all of my free time. Argh!
Is it so wrong to want to just vegg out and play video games every once in a while?