OHHH SOOOO BAD

[firehead30]

Title: Rapture
Warnings/Author's Notes:ummm really Bad....vlredreign and I may have to go into hiding
beta: vlredreign
Think of this as an homage to the one and only zortrana's epic purple prose

Comments

[jans_intentions]

Ugh. LOL, you know, in a good way. And you called him 'the ad executive.'

BTW, how cool is your layout. There are little shoes in the window when you type.

[firehead30]

The thing is too horrifying for words...but like in a cracky sort of way:-)

I adore my layout. Pixie did it and TEH SHOES ARE TEH LOVE.

[lunachickk]

I want the two of you to know I was eating when I read this...

[firehead30]

I sincerely apologize for any spewage, choking or complete fainting due to teh badness.

Here look at Zen Ben, it might help.

[lunachickk]

I certainly hope you know CPR for next time. ;)

[firehead30]

is it blowing or sucking that is involved there?

[plasticine_star]

O_O

The fact that this little ditty was betaed makes it even more precious ;)

[firehead30]

Ahhh yes....exponetial preciousness.

[zortrana]

When I read this gem, I wept, I laughed, I jumped for joy. All these activities caused my ample bosom to heave mightly. To think that I in some small, yet significant, way, may have somehow inspired this masterpiece warms the cockles of my heart and causes a tingling in my groin.

[firehead30]

BEST FEEDBACK EVER. YOU WIN

*snorts and giggles and guffaws, and chuckles and faints8

[firehead30]

*bows,* thank you my dearest, darling, most beloved