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[fireinthesky28]

Not all beach balls are good, however, an example is an evil brown beach ball that's attached to a metal arm that sends through the victim evil energy that rapes the soul while pressing upon them, simultaneously emitting an evil "vvvvvvv" sound while causing the victim's vision to black out completely.

Comments

[rilkes_dream]

This evil beach ball you speak of sounds like something from an ANIME.

Or perhaps simply my mother...hurling a shoe. A round shoe...with spikes.

Your hair has been looking wonderous lately dear Charles. Wonderous.