If you haven't seen Monster yet... please do... cry for about 24 hours... then get back to me ( Read more... )

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Now this is some weird ish.

For the first time in a long while, I got to hang out with my Danielle ( Read more... )

Jersey: There's something in the water...The other day, I brought the babykins a present. It was a lil gingerbread man, from the shrek movie... When you put cards in a slot near his head, he says different phrases. I hid the cards from her at one point... upon realization, she walked over to me and said ( Read more... )

Thursday, I officially start my new position at work... Yup, I am now the Ass Man... yay me. Now, it's time to prove myself, to 2 people in particular, which I LOVE having to do... Nothing drives me better than someone thinking I can't do something well. Woot! I'm Brett's superior... nah nah! NOW CLEAN OUT UNDER ALL THE UNITS, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! :-P ( Read more... )

Hey Kelly Mum ( Read more... )

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. I'm gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. I'm gonna make 'em eat my shit, then shit out my shit, then eat their shit which is made up of my shit that I made 'em eat. Then all you motherfucks are next.

Love, Kelly

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Tis my birthday...

And Brett... I'M NOT FUCKING ALMOST 30!!

I went out to Shampoo on Weds. Drunken times... It was nice to see those of you that were there. :)

Gotta head off... stuffs to do :)