My sister and I are on the crackity crack....

[firelily]

In between talking about random stuff last night, my sister and I discussed the status of our relationship. Here are the highlights of the conversation (the best part of the whole thing is in bold)....

MaggieMaeMo: guess what?? you're my bitch
FireLiLy1979: ....I am NOT your bitch
MaggieMaeMo: yes you are!
FireLiLy1979: nope
MaggieMaeMo: you're so my bitch. I decided.
FireLiLy1979: and.....still not your bitch
FireLiLy1979: ...not now either...
MaggieMaeMo: now you are...
FireLiLy1979: ...could not be any LESS of your bitch...
MaggieMaeMo: ... before you were too....
MaggieMaeMo: ... couldn't be any MORE of my bitch...
FireLiLy1979: nope
MaggieMaeMo: yup
FireLiLy1979: dumb comeback too
MaggieMaeMo: ooooooh! your mama!
FireLiLy1979: people are starving in Ethiopia right......now! (But I am still not your bitch)
MaggieMaeMo: if you look in the dictionary under bitch... you'll see your picture and under it "emily's bitch"
FireLiLy1979: um....i just checked....picture wasn't there
MaggieMaeMo: oh... its webster's new college dictionary
FireLiLy1979: i need more proof
MaggieMaeMo: ummm... muibeeotshsaazeswhhaaad
FireLiLy1979: SHUT UP you asshole
FireLiLy1979: like I can't read?
FireLiLy1979: I'm not illiterate here
MaggieMaeMo: you called me an asshole!
MaggieMaeMo: ::shocked::
FireLiLy1979: you deserved it, trying to trick me
MaggieMaeMo: heheh... did it almost work?
FireLiLy1979: of course maybe not!
MaggieMaeMo: Heee!
MaggieMaeMo: and i'm happy your my sister and bitch
FireLiLy1979: I'm happy I'm your sister but not bitch too!
MaggieMaeMo: I LOVE YOU WAYYYYY TOOOOOO MUCH!
FireLiLy1979: AWWWW!
FireLiLy1979: you know what.....
FireLiLy1979: I think YOU are MY bitch!!
MaggieMaeMo: ummmmmmmm....
MaggieMaeMo: maybe
MaggieMaeMo: NO
FireLiLy1979: HEE!!!!!
MaggieMaeMo: WHAT???
MaggieMaeMo: i didn't say anything
MaggieMaeMo: i said no
FireLiLy1979: yeah, SURE you did

The crack flows freely over here. And it is good.