much needed update

[firemage10]

yeah much needed. a lot has happened, good and bad. well lets get the bad over with... for sometime now one of my dogs had a strange lump growing in front of his right back leg. this turned out to be a tumor. the growing tumor had wrapped itself around the veins in his leg and caused the leg to swell so. ...it swelled so much that he couldn't move

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A Lurking Evil

[anonymous]

It destroys lives, causes illness, and devours time itself. What is it, you may ask? What else can it be other than the dreaded research paper? It is a plague, an almighty curse upon the innocent. A curse so vile and despicable that even mention of it is vulgar. But one detail remains to solidify its rule as chief among the evils of this world; its name has yet to be recognized for what it is, a vulgar word...a curse word. Aid me in naming the greatest of the wrongs done to humanity, give its name a place as the most despicable, most unforgiveable swear known to man. Please, "spread the word."

A boy entered ten puns in a contest. Did any of them win?
No pun in ten did.