ok, let me essplain.... no, there is too much, let me sum up....

[firemanbutters]

ok. i have been asking around if anyone understood my last journal entry, and i have found the consensus to be a whopping "NO" ok, i understand that. i re-read it with ben and chu and kind of understand where everyone is coming from. i actually did understand it, so let my unique insight (i know the author well

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[grrbaby247]

first off, i understood it the first time.

second, you need to duplicate yourself, and send the second version of you to American.

theres no butters down here, and noone that compares.

::insert sad face here::

[firemanbutters]

sadly, my latest attempt at cloning didnt' work. i took a strand of hair and tried to replicate myself and all i got was this crummy sheep. i guess i could take her to schoharie county and sell her. but then again, isn't it actually a part of me? could i really sell myself for that...??? i'm sorry, what was the question again?
good news is that chrissy loves dc and want's to maybe live there, but since i've never been, maybe she and i could go down for a long weekend or something at some point and visit you in the proscess.....

[grrbaby247]

ummm... THAT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE!

and you will love DC.

because im here, and you could randomly meet important people, like today my friends were in front of the senate offices, and they met Senator John McCain... pretty crazy, eh?

and dont sell your sheep to the schoharie county fair, because that would be sad, not only would you be selling yourself, what would the sheep have to live for in schohaire county??

work on the whole cloning thing.

it would make my life. :-D

cloning

[fireachu468]

i tried cloning myself once, i too took a stand of hair and put it in this little box, with some weird goo i found, and a little bit of cloth. I strapped it to a thermo-nuclear warhead and launched it into our sun. Turns out when you do that it causes a chain reaction to occur which in the end produces a whole nother human being that doesnt look like me at all, but has a lot of the same super powers. After many battles with this "clone" i found out that he needs to stay in the sun light., well lucky for me i was able to confine him to a nuclear reactor somewhere, and that was the end of him.

[madpiper0]

1. If you happened to violate the sheep, would it be masturbation...?

2. Are you talking about the Wil Wheaton of Star Trek TNG fame?

[grrbaby247]

My thoughts on your first question..

that would just be really disgusting... and why would butters violate a sheep?

and what kind of person are you to ever think about that?

[exprtmarksmen]

I think it would be mutual masturbation... actually.

[firemanbutters]

1. yes

2. yes

[exprtmarksmen]

Last Starfighter is the flick you're thinking of, I think. But, I think he was in some kind of made for TV movie or something, before that. Maybe? I don't rightly know, I'm kind of clueless.

[firemanbutters]

nope he wasn't in a tv movie or anything like that, but yes, it was the last starfighter. nice job....

[exprtmarksmen]

I think I've watched the movie like once. But, it was like my brother's favourite movie back in the early 90s, when I was but a little kid. And he was a 16 year old dork.

Dear Butters...

[sarahkate12]

Did you ever know that you’re my heeeeeeeeeeeeeero,
And everything I would like to beeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
I can fly higher than an eeeeeeeeeeagle,
For you are the wind beneath my wiiiiiiiiiiings.

<3 blondie

ps- we need to schedule some more phone time.