this one comes from butter's closet of irony ( Read more... )

so, i'm supposed to leave for san francisco saturday morning. there are two hurricanes heading toward new jersey (where i'm supposed to take off from) as we speak. well, actually we don't speak at all - i type you read, but whatever, you understand.... anyway, Chrissy's mom is just freaking out that we will be delayed, or what if our flight gets ( Read more... )

so katie brought up an interesting question while listening to one of my favorite songs. she asked me if i would go skydiving. my imediate thought was no way in hell, but then i really thought about it. i mean people go skydiving all the time - right? thousands of people a day i'm sure. i can honestly say that i've never heard of anyone dying ( Read more... )

are my shining star.....(think butters in a really high falsetto ( Read more... )

so yea, my god damn neighbor brought a backhoe into his back yard the other night - AT 9:15 AT NIGHT!!!! yes, he did start digging. and yes he is digging now ( Read more... )

so i forgot to add one more thing ( Read more... )

you can get the amazing combncut. it's a more modern version of the flobee, i guess. it's small, compact, hand-held and comes with it's very own "authentic" (the fact that the word authentic is in quotations worries me) barber's hair shield. (it looks like a clear plastic facemask kind of thing. i think i'm going to have nightmares ( Read more... )

get out of the heat!!! (thanks cait ( Read more... )

so i want to go horseback riding this weekend, but i don't know where. any suggestions? i heard about a place in colonie, by the golf course, anyone know anything about it ( Read more... )

for the past three years, i have been prouder of nothing than being a fireman with the Round Lake Volunteer Fire Department. tonight that all changed. i have never been more embarrassed. i really don't feel like explaining it all tonight - maybe tomorrow, but i'll say this: through a series of horrible bad luck and sheer stupidity coming from ( Read more... )