the things i get to tell people all day

[firenflower]

"If you're wiping your nose on your sleeve, it means you need a tissue, please go get one

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[yerch]

If only I had a dollar for every time someone asked me lately if I was using Body Control! Maybe I should stop molesting strangers. I'm not old enough yet that anyone considers it adorable.

I'm on the verge of heading to Wyoming to be (temporarily) a substitute teacher. I'll try to remember this post for suggestions when the rugrats get rambunctious.

I hope you are well. I hope you're better than well! Congrats on new house, new job, new dog, new everything.

Big love,
E