Oh god. Please, someone, write this paper for me. I can't do it. My brain is fried ( Read more... )

Am at school.

Do not want to work.

Hate this damned paper.

This is all.

Alright, so according to my records, the last update was....Thursday ( Read more... )

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!"
2. You watched the Pound Puppies
3. You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish
5. You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters club ( Read more... )

So I was in the store last night, strictly for a decongestant ( Read more... )

How to make a Amanda Hack
Ingredients:

3 parts competetiveness

1 part brilliance

5 parts instinct
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Yes! There is no better drink than one which requires a shot glass.

Cigarettes smoked .2 (no lie...I couldn't even finish a whole one); hours since my last beer 52; percent of body not consumed by pain and disease 10 (my fingers and toes)

Get out of me, evil germies! Go somewhere else!

Oooh...Queer Eye in 2 mins!

I'm sick. Sick sick sick.

Symptoms include:
-headache
-earache
-swollen glands in the throat
-inability to swallow
-nausea
-inability to sleep, although severely fatigued

So, yesterday Caitlin, Callan and I chilled at Panera for a while...

Today...nothing. Besides dying from some unknown illness.

Alright, peace out kids.

I am so infinately pissed that I couldn't go to Tailgater's with the kids...oh well, I suppose.

In other news, I got the job at the C.C. Unfortunately, whether or not I'll be working this week is very tentative.

Alright. Gonna finish this John Mayer CD and head to bed.

Peace out, girlscouts.

You know you love me/edit 1:15 am ( Read more... )

Just got back from dinner with the kids. It was great ( Read more... )