In Which EunHae Pass On Their Knowledge
Title: In Which EunHae Pass On Their Knowledge
Pairings: slight HenKi (Henry the violin boy from Suju's Don't Don MV, Hongki from FT Island), slight EunHae, and briefly mentioned KangTeuk
Rating: PG
Genre: FB!Verse crack fic. >_<
A/N: This is for artlessbaka over at fyre_blue. She requested it so I wrote it. <3
There were very few things that could make Kangin shake with fear. After all he was Korea’s #1, and Korea’s #1 does NOT shake with fear. It just isn’t becoming of the masculine persona that is Kangin. However, as fate would have it, a great danger had befallen the Super Junior household and Kangin was in deed shaking with fear.
Sitting in the middle of the living room floor was Donghae and Hyukjae. Hongki and Henry were sitting in front of them, Hongki looking positively entranced by what Donghae was saying while Henry looked like someone was torturing him. “At first I thought that Heechul was an alien, but it turns out he’s just really strange.” Hongki gave an amazed gasp when Donghae finished his story.
“WOW! How did you know for sure?” Henry rolled his eyes at Hongki’s question. Hongki and him had come over to say hi to Umma and Appa, only to be practically ambushed by Donghae and Hyukjae the second they walked through the door. Apparently they wanted to make sure that the ‘tradition’ of keeping Super Junior alien free would be passed on. He wasn’t buying any of this and he would like to say he was surprised that Hongki was so enthralled by it, but that would be a lie. Though in the back of Henry’s head he couldn’t deny that Hongki looked very cute right then. Not that he would ever admit that out loud, because Henry wasn’t gay.
Kangin shuddered when Donghae patted Hongki’s head and continued, “Well, Kibum told me so, and Kibum is always right.” Donghae looked rather pleased with his explanation. Henry raised his eyebrow, that wasn’t even a good explanation. If you’re going to do something retarded, Henry thought, at least do it right.
“How do you know that Kibum isn’t an alien too and he’s just covering for Heechul?” Henry was shocked that that even came out of his mouth. Dear god, the insanity was getting to him.
Hongki gasped in horror. “That would make so much sense!” Hongki exclaimed as Donghae and Hyukjae exchanged nervous glances. Hyukjae patted Donghae on the shoulder before looking Henry straight in the eyes.
“The student has surpassed the teacher.” Donghae was all but beaming as Hyukjae continued. “Our tradition will be safe with these two.”
At this point Kangin could no longer stand by while his children were being corrupted. “My sons will not carry on your little ‘tradition’! I won’t allow it!” Kangin fumed while Hyukjae stepped in front of Donghae protectively.
“You can’t control your children’s live Kangin!” Hyukjae said almost viciously. “Besides, they’re naturals!” This only made Kangin angrier.
Henry just sat there with his mouth slightly open in shock at how stupid this all way. He looked over at Hongki, only to see the FT Island vocalist watching the yelling match with great intensity. Henry rolled his eyes again, took Hongki’s hand, and walked out of the living room. “Come on this retarded.”
Hongki looked saddened by the absence of alien talk. He looked up at Henry with the best puppy look he could muster. “Can I put ribbons in your hair then?” Henry was about to say ‘no’ when Hongki’s eyes started to water.
Henry let out a big sigh. The things he did to keep Hongki happy. “Fine.”
Pairings: slight HenKi (Henry the violin boy from Suju's Don't Don MV, Hongki from FT Island), slight EunHae, and briefly mentioned KangTeuk
Rating: PG
Genre: FB!Verse crack fic. >_<
A/N: This is for artlessbaka over at fyre_blue. She requested it so I wrote it. <3
There were very few things that could make Kangin shake with fear. After all he was Korea’s #1, and Korea’s #1 does NOT shake with fear. It just isn’t becoming of the masculine persona that is Kangin. However, as fate would have it, a great danger had befallen the Super Junior household and Kangin was in deed shaking with fear.
Sitting in the middle of the living room floor was Donghae and Hyukjae. Hongki and Henry were sitting in front of them, Hongki looking positively entranced by what Donghae was saying while Henry looked like someone was torturing him. “At first I thought that Heechul was an alien, but it turns out he’s just really strange.” Hongki gave an amazed gasp when Donghae finished his story.
“WOW! How did you know for sure?” Henry rolled his eyes at Hongki’s question. Hongki and him had come over to say hi to Umma and Appa, only to be practically ambushed by Donghae and Hyukjae the second they walked through the door. Apparently they wanted to make sure that the ‘tradition’ of keeping Super Junior alien free would be passed on. He wasn’t buying any of this and he would like to say he was surprised that Hongki was so enthralled by it, but that would be a lie. Though in the back of Henry’s head he couldn’t deny that Hongki looked very cute right then. Not that he would ever admit that out loud, because Henry wasn’t gay.
Kangin shuddered when Donghae patted Hongki’s head and continued, “Well, Kibum told me so, and Kibum is always right.” Donghae looked rather pleased with his explanation. Henry raised his eyebrow, that wasn’t even a good explanation. If you’re going to do something retarded, Henry thought, at least do it right.
“How do you know that Kibum isn’t an alien too and he’s just covering for Heechul?” Henry was shocked that that even came out of his mouth. Dear god, the insanity was getting to him.
Hongki gasped in horror. “That would make so much sense!” Hongki exclaimed as Donghae and Hyukjae exchanged nervous glances. Hyukjae patted Donghae on the shoulder before looking Henry straight in the eyes.
“The student has surpassed the teacher.” Donghae was all but beaming as Hyukjae continued. “Our tradition will be safe with these two.”
At this point Kangin could no longer stand by while his children were being corrupted. “My sons will not carry on your little ‘tradition’! I won’t allow it!” Kangin fumed while Hyukjae stepped in front of Donghae protectively.
“You can’t control your children’s live Kangin!” Hyukjae said almost viciously. “Besides, they’re naturals!” This only made Kangin angrier.
Henry just sat there with his mouth slightly open in shock at how stupid this all way. He looked over at Hongki, only to see the FT Island vocalist watching the yelling match with great intensity. Henry rolled his eyes again, took Hongki’s hand, and walked out of the living room. “Come on this retarded.”
Hongki looked saddened by the absence of alien talk. He looked up at Henry with the best puppy look he could muster. “Can I put ribbons in your hair then?” Henry was about to say ‘no’ when Hongki’s eyes started to water.
Henry let out a big sigh. The things he did to keep Hongki happy. “Fine.”