GIP
Edit: Link no workie. Google "Pepe le Pew quotes" and follow the first result.
Favorite so far: (While on a yacht) "I am ze captain, and you are ze first mate. Promotions will follow quickly!"
More in a nautical, Norrington, or just naughty vein:
"But, darleeng, tomorrow I may be shipped overseas."
*while getting beat up by le wild cat* "Eef you 'ave not tried eet, do not knock eet."
"She look everywhere for me. She find me. Then she run away. WHY?!"
"Ah! This leetle one wishes to commit suicide to prove her love for me. What a sweet gesture. Never-the-less, I must prevent eet!"
"Le hiiissssssssss! I am a snake and you have charmed me, no?!"
"One thing you cannot do. You cannot walk home from a boat ride."
"Acres and acres of girls!! And they are mine!! All mine!!!"
"You are my peanut. I am your brittle."
"There are plenty of fish in the ocean............... if you like fish. Personally, I prefer girls. Hmmmm, call it a weakness."
"I tell you what. You stop resisting me, and I, I will stop resisting you. When have you had a better offer than that?"
"I must find out what zees 'pew' means every time I appear."
"Oh, but of course, they have left me to defend zee fort."
"Alright, butterduck. You have resisted your natural impulses and have run away from me."
*spilling a glass of water* "I never touch the stuff myself."
"Zee post of honor can wait, no?"
Favorite so far: (While on a yacht) "I am ze captain, and you are ze first mate. Promotions will follow quickly!"
More in a nautical, Norrington, or just naughty vein:
"But, darleeng, tomorrow I may be shipped overseas."
*while getting beat up by le wild cat* "Eef you 'ave not tried eet, do not knock eet."
"She look everywhere for me. She find me. Then she run away. WHY?!"
"Ah! This leetle one wishes to commit suicide to prove her love for me. What a sweet gesture. Never-the-less, I must prevent eet!"
"Le hiiissssssssss! I am a snake and you have charmed me, no?!"
"One thing you cannot do. You cannot walk home from a boat ride."
"Acres and acres of girls!! And they are mine!! All mine!!!"
"You are my peanut. I am your brittle."
"There are plenty of fish in the ocean............... if you like fish. Personally, I prefer girls. Hmmmm, call it a weakness."
"I tell you what. You stop resisting me, and I, I will stop resisting you. When have you had a better offer than that?"
"I must find out what zees 'pew' means every time I appear."
"Oh, but of course, they have left me to defend zee fort."
"Alright, butterduck. You have resisted your natural impulses and have run away from me."
*spilling a glass of water* "I never touch the stuff myself."
"Zee post of honor can wait, no?"