Merry Christmas, the unselfish version

[firestarter_903]

Church is the BEST people-watching ever invented, especially on holidays. Tina goes more often than I, so she has the gossip, and generally we sit there a cold Rivers-at-the-Oscars critique team. I suppose there's better things to do with that 45 minute wait while you hold your seats for the Christmas service, but considering the amount of good

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[pashunit]

I choose to think that we were invited and just said, "Ya know...I'll stay for some free alcohol, but that's about it!"

We are pretty much church parasites, feeding off of other's goodwill and merriment. Meh. Parasites are needed. There are still other parasites who need to feed off us.