uwe eat bolls

[firestorm]

do yourself a favor and read this review of Alone in the Dark, and chase it with a visit to director Uwe Boll's official website before it's fixed. hilarity is destined to ensue.

Comments

77 out of 78 critics agree

[firestorm]

i saw that too. although i noticed that there were 2 Fresh reviews on rottentomatoes, so i had to check them one.. 1 of the 2 was actually a rotten review, they just marked it as Fresh incorrectly.

i'm thinking i might have to see it after all of this. the universal pan is my favorite of all pans.

Re: 77 out of 78 critics agree

[firestorm]

don't tease me. the hair in a bun and glasses librarian look works for her, but the badly sliced boobs makes it a little more hard to believe.

[suicideking4766]

You realize this shitheap is now directing another videogame movie with GANDHI in it, right? Ben fucking Kingsley, plus the pieceofass from Terminator 3.

[firestorm]

Bloodrayne, right?

i read through some of the other message board posts on IMDB and there is speculation and rumor that he's also trying to acquire rights to the following:

House of the Dead 2
Fear Effect
Metal Gear Solid
Max Payne
Suffering
Vice City
Half-Life
Halo
Hitman
Dungeon Siege
Far Cry
Hunter the Reckoning
Counter-Strike

and here is a random (and un-funny) image:

[suicideking4766]

I've heard rumours to that effect a billion fucking times. Valve told him to fuck off with his Half Life interest and Microsoft would never let a half-baked nuggetfucker of Germanic descent get close to fondling Halo, much less fucking it up the ass.

I used to complain about Paul W.S. Anderson (not PT), but Uwe Boll takes the cake.

[firestorm]

paul w.s. anderson deserves some of that cake too though. hate on.

[firestorm]

why did you have to go to extra effort to ruin something?

i'm sticking with it.

Re: yo

[firestorm]

is that a website?

Re: yo

[firestorm]

bookmarked.