As a father, it can be difficult to talk to your kids about certain things, like Masterbation. But do as I did with Trunks: sit them down and say "Son, every time you masterbate, god kills a kitten.... WHICH IS WHY YOU MUST JERK OFF TEN TIMES A DAY! BECAUSE CATS SUCK ( Read more... )

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ever feel like you were getting no where no matter how far you walk?

Say what you want about Micheal Jackson. He was a true gamer and nerd, and he had a game collection/arcade that I envied.

http://www.juliensauctions.com/auctions/2009/michael-jackson/icatalog4.html

and the celebrity deaths keep on coming

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obit_billy_mays

So I'm absolutely positive you know that Jacko's dead. The only way you could have avoided this knowledge is avoiding any access to electronic or even paper medium. And you're on a computer (or perhaps a cellphone) so you should know by now ( Read more... )

So... Muhattma *sp* Gahndi was racist as hell (great guy, he just didn't like black people), Mother Terresa was a masochistic conartist bitch who claimed to be getting a shitload of moneyt o help out the poor but instead use it to make convents and give the poor shitholes to die in, and the Dhali Lama, a guy I looked up to, was a leader of a ( Read more... )

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To say that the guys at Penny-Arcade have come car in a decade is an absolute understatement. For one of there creations to be featured in a Tekken game, even if it's nothing more than a costume (which at this point is unclear) is astounding for guys who make a friggin web comic. Before them, no one took the medium seriously. In some ways people ( Read more... )