Okay, most times I'll take the charge for being a dick boyfriend but I really think she's overreacting.
So, my gf accidentally used her debit card instead of her credit card and had a $200+ overdraft. She's convinced things can't get worst.
Me: I guess it's a bad time to dump you then?
Her: Go right ahead. I rather nah than later.
Me: You're officially dumped.
Her: I guess things can get worst.
Me: I didn't slash your tires yet.
Her: That's mean.
Me: You asked for it.
Her: I asked u to dumb me?
Me: "Dump" you. Not "dumb" you.
Her: Wtf?! is wrong wit u? U bein a total bitch right now
Me: I'm only joking. I'm trying to make you feel better but you clearly lack a sense of humor.
Her: .....I'm still waitin doe the funny parts.... if im sad, stressed, or depressed to da point that im even scared to leave the house, how is u acting like u dont give a fuck funny... even though you dont either way, but actually showin and sayin it is not. Might've worked if i was happy, but not now.
Okay, that right there is so stupid to me. For one, I don't get why she's acting like the walls are closing on her. She already fixed the problem. Her dad (not her. Her DAD) had to pay a $70 fee for the overdraft. It's over. The problem is solved. I don't know why she's acting menstrual right now. She's been so pissy about the smallest things lately. Maybe she's stressed about something else and just lashing out on me? Idk...