This is Good!

[firevixen81]

The greatest lies of all time:

I love you

This won't hurt a bit

The check's in the mail

I was just going to call you

I swear I won't come in your mouth

Of course I'll respect you in the morning

We have a really challenging assignment for you

I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you

I stole this from zaphod_ethereal cuz ... yeah.... it's cool.

Comments

[justlayentwined]

Ooo some of those are so true. one hits close to home:
the check's in the mail. psh.