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firni

I am the very model of a modern major-general

Feb 27, 2009 17:03

The frickin' kitten (now about six months old), who the vet WOULD NOT spay until she "weighed seven pounds", and has an appointment NEXT WEDNESDAY for said surgery, decided last night "now would be a good time to go into estrus for the first time ( Read more... )

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txtriffidranch February 28 2009, 01:23:55 UTC

"Ma! Kittycat's being a dildo!"

"Oooh! We know which Kitty-Kitty is sleeping with Mommy tonight!"

firni February 28 2009, 17:46:51 UTC

Oh you BAD, BAD man! Turn off your cable immediately!

oddharmonic February 28 2009, 08:07:27 UTC

I am going to hell. My first thought was "are there cat tampons for this?".

firni February 28 2009, 17:47:41 UTC

Oh gawd, I was looking this up on google to see how long it usually lasts, and one guy was saying if you "jerk your cat off with a q-tip, they'll go out of heat."

And I thought... "ew".

oddharmonic February 28 2009, 21:10:51 UTC

That's right up there for "ew" with the lady that jerks off her parakeet. (Someone mentioned it in a Savage Love letter.)

Vogon once had a fixed male cat that 'serviced' a rescue cat they had in estrus, but I don't think that's a common occurrence. It was pretty funny-weird when his mother told me about it.

firni February 28 2009, 22:18:22 UTC

I read about those, they give the cat a vasectomy instead of neutering completely. They're called "teaser toms".
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