CELEBRATING THE HOLIDAY EVERYONE LOVES TO HATE*

Feb 11, 2008 12:09

Fandom: taking back Valentine's Day since 2008!

So last year bottle-of-shine had a Kissing Battle. The last edition is here (EDITED TO ADD: this is the old battle, not the current one!). It was a lot of fun and might be known around FF-fandom circles as the best Meme ever**.

Pretty much everyone I know is stressed about something, too, so this round of the ( Read more... )

this is nay's fault, writing: memes, meme: kissing battle

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ovo_lexa February 12 2008, 00:57:51 UTC
i'm gonna regret this in the morning

FFI:
Garland/Sara
Arylon/Elf Prince
Jim/Kope
Light Warrior/Anyone

FFII:
Paul/Leila
Maria/Guy

FFIII:
Dorga/Unne

FFIV:
Edwynard/Anna

FFV:
Syldra/Faris (... gen, plz.)

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FFIV: Edward/Anna katmillia February 12 2008, 15:59:59 UTC
The moon was shining down on Kaipo, bathing the village in a cool blue glow, and the breeze was a bit on the cool side, but Edward didn't care. His fingers were itching to play his harp in a situation that didn't require him to be facing some dangerous breed of underground monster, and his chest still ached with the gaping hole that Anna had left in him. He wondered, in the darkness, when he was at his lowest, if it would ever feel whole again. He wondered if he wanted it to ( ... )

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Re: FFIV: Edward/Anna ovo_lexa February 13 2008, 17:22:02 UTC
Aww. Poor Edward. :(

That's very sweet and sad, and a wonderful take on the scene. Thank you. :)

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EDW(YN)ARD AND ANNA'S FIRST KISS first_seventhe February 12 2008, 18:35:45 UTC
(I BLAME YOU FOR EDWYN)

Strangers in Kaipo were common, Anna knew. The desert oasis was a literal life-saving stop for many lost travelers as well as not-lost trade caravans, and often the Inn and the Pub were packed full of people. There was no reason for her to be staring at the stranger in the restaurant - it was beyond rude.

But he was sitting at the bar... alone. And there was something about him - some sort of air. He looked tall, and slender, and almost magical. Perhaps it was the lute - he looked like one of the wandering bards out of her fairy-tale book ( ... )

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Re: EDW(YN)ARD AND ANNA'S FIRST KISS salarta February 12 2008, 18:48:12 UTC
ANNA = LESBIAN? (SEXY) SCANDAL IN THE HOUSE OF TELLAH!

Loved it!

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Re: EDW(YN)ARD AND ANNA'S FIRST KISS first_seventhe February 12 2008, 20:45:19 UTC
WHY DO YOU THINK TELLAH WAS SO AGAINST ANNA'S RELATIONSHIP? HINT HINT

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Re: EDW(YN)ARD AND ANNA'S FIRST KISS salarta February 12 2008, 20:47:58 UTC
EDWARD IS A FEMALE CHOCOBO? :O

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Re: EDW(YN)ARD AND ANNA'S FIRST KISS first_seventhe February 12 2008, 21:09:21 UTC
WITH HERPES

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Re: EDW(YN)ARD AND ANNA'S FIRST KISS salarta February 13 2008, 03:23:11 UTC
THE SEXY KIND?

Coincidentally, I got no E-mail telling me you made this comment. Weird.

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Re: EDW(YN)ARD AND ANNA'S FIRST KISS ovo_lexa February 13 2008, 16:54:23 UTC
Ha! I TOTALLY TAKE THE BLAME FOR EDWYN! YES, I DO! AWESOME! :D

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I RAISE YOU: EDGE/ED(WYN)ARD'S FIRST KISS! ovo_lexa February 13 2008, 17:08:29 UTC
I'm not sure this counts as above the belt, what with Edge and all. O_o

Also: FFIV: Advanceverse so I can CHEAT.

Scientific Inquiry

It wasn’t hard to walk all day, or... whatever the stacked hours qualified for up here. It was tedious, and, since the dire moon beasts didn’t see fit to interrupt their trek through the depths of the Red Moon nearly as often as he might have liked, his gaze tended to sweep lower and lower. Eventually, he was perpetually staring at the man walking in front of them, and at length he noticed something unusual about the hypnotic, swaying gait.

“Dude!” he hissed, making a grab for Kain’s, since the dragoon was the only one in arm’s reach. “Do you see what I see?”

Kain followed Edge’s gaze. Perplexed, he pulled free of the ninja’s grasp and continued onward, shaking his head.

Edge sprinted past him, pulling off his cowl as he ran. “No, man, lookGrabbing a hold of Edward, Edge spun the bard around, planting a deep kiss on his decidedly soft lips and getting some extra stealthy reconnaissance in as ( ... )

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Re: I RAISE YOU: EDGE/ED(WYN)ARD'S FIRST KISS! first_seventhe February 13 2008, 19:20:27 UTC
HA! HAHAHAHAHA YES. EDWYN/EVERYONE.

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Re: I RAISE YOU: EDGE/ED(WYN)ARD'S FIRST KISS! ovo_lexa February 14 2008, 01:53:46 UTC
I COMPLETELY AGREE.

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FFV: Syldra/Faris tinamachina February 13 2008, 17:57:33 UTC
Most people would think Syldra was a monster, but not Faris. The pirate captain understood the sea creature for the strong, gentle being it was.

Syldra was Faris’ most loyal partner-protecting the ship from other fearsome creatures of the deep, guiding the ship through uncharted waters, and pulling the ship when the winds died.

Syldra would poke its head above water, as Faris tossed it a snack of venison wrapped in greens. The sea creature caught the food mid-fall, and craned its neck further out of the water to thank the captain.

Faris kissed Syldra on its large, rounded snout and wished it pleasant dreams, as the ocean rocked her crew to sleep. Syldra sang a note of contentment, as it disappeared beneath the waves to its slumber.

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Garland/Sara salarta February 16 2008, 04:59:24 UTC
Do not beat me, I'm basing this on the beginning of the NES and Playstation versions AND having silly fun with it.

"Garland, why are you doing this?"

"Don't you know, Princess? You're the key!"

Sara stared at him, dumbfounded. Day in and day out, this powerhouse of a knight had not once shown the slightest strangeness. She used to watch him, from her bedroom window, training some of Coneria's finest. The way he spoke. Such a fire to his voice. He seemed unreal, a bit of fantasy ripped out of a story and reborn to this world. The best kind of story, too. The grand fairy tale, the kind told to attentive, bright-eyed little girls that could still dare to dream.

She would imagine herself as the ailing princess, captured by a dastardly wizard. Then, in would come: Garland! The man who could defeat a dragon with ease. He would surely have faced hordes of monsters to reach her, his one true love. He would fight and beat the wizard with ease, like all good heroes do, then ask for her hand in marriage. He was Garland. Did he have to ask? ( ... )

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