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[first_donoharm]

"If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?"

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[theguywithagun]

What the fuck is he doing here?

[sonofsarek]

...At what point in the night did you shift from the floor to my bed?

[first_donoharm]

At the point when you finally fell asleep.

[sonofsarek]

Of all the crew members on the ship you have better options in bedding and quarters. My bed is not one of those options.

[first_donoharm]

But you're the only one who won't misconstrue the gesture.

academy!verse

[not_thesistine]

How much did you drink last night?

...Whatever, I'm making pancakes!

[first_donoharm]

Too much, obviously. You stole all the damn blankets again.

Don't forget some for Jim. *spreads out in the bed that's rightfully his by the way*

[not_thesistine]

Your room is cold and you leave me all alone on my side of the bed to fend for myself. I need those blankets!

Heaven forbid. If I did he would just take your food. Does Jim have a 'no girls in my own bed' rule because by my count you're beating him. Yes, I count.

[first_donoharm]

Those lessons on sharing never stuck, I suppose.

He has no sense of personal property. And trust me, you do not want to pass out on Jim's bed without his permission. Better I take that bullet for the team.

[cadet_amara]

Wow.... Frank is going to be so mad....

[first_donoharm]

Which is why we're not gonna tell Frank.

[cadet_amara]

Damn right we're not.

[first_donoharm]

Glad we're in agreement on that. I'm pretty fond of my limbs.

[thecaptainkirk]

Mmmm. Morning, you.

[first_donoharm]

Mornin'. Ten more minutes?

[thecaptainkirk]

Mmm, make it twenty. *ducks under the covers*

[first_donoharm]

Hey, some of us ha-- *the rest of his words turn incoherent*