327 years young, happy birthday to me...

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[His bother and sister gather around the city's bed while nudging him gently. "Urgg...what do you want, it..it's 5 in the morning." Josh grumbles while turning on his side, his back to his siblings. Frowning, Alexia kicks him in the back; thankfully he's barefoot and it didn't hurt as much."Git yinzes dumbass up so we can sing happy birfday to you

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[abnegates]

[ Guess who's dropping by to return those AA batteries from last time (and a mix CD with classics from La Traviata, Carmen, Aida, and Don Giovanni as a "thanks")? Milwaukee is. He leaves them on Josh's bedside table and turns his heel to leave, but not before looming like a total creeper and rearranging his drawers. ]

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[He grumbles a bit, while rubbing his eyes.]
You came to wish me a happy birthday or somethin'?

[abnegates]

[ Stops that rearranging. ]

No. I didn't know it was your birthday.

[firstcapital]

I guess it's only expected...are stealing things again?

[devilwentdownto]

Will knocks on the door, hoping that Josh is awake.

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[His head covered by the sheets, Josh begins to talk while still sleeping.]
..c-course my boy are gonna beat Yankee ass...t-their world fuckin' champs. L-Least that's in the words of dreamy Utley...kcaknvcae....

[devilwentdownto]

He shakes his head, making his way into the room and crouching by the bed.
Josh darlin'?

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[He stops talking, his eyes grow wide and his face turns a bright shade of red.]

...h-how....ummm....were you here the whole time, Gramps?

[coffee_octopus]

*There's nothing but a present at the foot of his bed and a note.*

[Happy Birthday, Josh. Hope you like boxing gloves.]

[firstcapital]

[He finally wakes up; opening the present he smiles.]
Now I'm really like Rocky now, thanks whoever gave me these~!

[ooc: I don't think Josh met Shinji, did he?]

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*a smile curves on his face before he walks away as silent as he came to the door.*

(ooc: He has, when he was fixing Josh's car.)

ooc

[firstcapital]

My memory sucks XD
that's right and he told him sugar was in his tank.

[hoosier_state]

[Well, he doesn't want to disturb him. So he sets his present by the door: A jade cock (not shaped like Philadelphia. But rather, the Liberty Bell), a bag of cheese popcorn and some socks.

What a terrific uncle, giving the kid socks.]

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[crawling out of his bed, he decides to not be a lazy ass and get up. Opening his door, he goes straight for the popcorn and scoops up everything else. He then spots the socks.]

W-well...ummm I'll use them, that's for sure.

[gateway2thewest]

[Birthday? Who's got a birthday? She just felt like giving him some random stuff today is all. She wouldn't possibly have looked up when his birthday was or anything. And she's not giving them to him in person because...uh....she's a very important city with very important places to be, OKAY?

So...yeah, she'll just be slipping a note under his door then hurrying away undercover of midday darkness like a French highwayman who's gotten a bit confused and gives valuables rather than steals them. Viva la anniversaire~! Hoh-hoh-hoh!]

Hey Phil,
Just thought you should know, you missed the opportunity of being in my radiant presence this morning because your lazy butt is still in bed. Went to find a necromancer to wake you up. If you actually manage to raise yourself from the dead get up before I get back, there's some stuff for you out here in the hallway.
Catch ya later...if you're lucky that is,
STL~♥

p.s. Bookmarked chatper six for your dad. Thought he might enjoy it