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[no1beaarthurfan]

So I know I have a reason to be here
[yeah right]
shhh I'm talking to the computer people!
Anyway, I know I have a reason to be here but I can't remember what it is right now, so I'm going to guess it's because you have a blue chick.
Or possibly for an assassination.
Did anyone here order an assassination, no onions, heavy on the mayo?

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[sharkneto]

(OOC: welcome! 8DD)

This is a school full of children.

[no1beaarthurfan]

(OOC: Happy to be here!)
That's fine, I don't have one of those pesky 'no women or children' clauses! Just point me in the right direction, turtleneck!

[sharkneto]

*not impressed with the name calling >:(* Who sent you?

[no1beaarthurfan]

I can't tell you that unless I am about to kill you. No, I mean if I told you, I'd have to kill you. If I kill you, I'll have to tell you.

[msmactaggy]

::side eyes him so hard, then gets off the sofa where she's been reading up on some of Charles' dissertations and offers him a hand:: Can I help you? I'm fairly certain no one here ordered an assassination. Or if they have, I'd kindly suggest you scratch that plan.

[msmactaggy]

(ooc: Also, welcome!!!! :D I've been reading up on Dead Pool, he seems like an awesome character)

[no1beaarthurfan]

(ooc: he is the best character. IMO. Which may be clear because I'm playing him. hm.)

[no1beaarthurfan]

No, see *rummages through his many pouches, coming out with an old fashioned scroll and quill* See, right here! X mansion. That's here, right? I mean, there can't be many mansions with names starting with X. But then again, this is Marvel, so maybe...no! Pretty sure it's here.

[wingswithanedge]

ooc: Welcome!

...Did you say something about assassinations?

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[no1beaarthurfan]

So it was you who ordered an assassination! Awesomesauce, where's the target, and did you want knives, guns, bare hands, bear hands, or the lot?

[wingswithanedge]

Well, I didn't order one, but I'll take it anyone? Is there any chance you could do all of the above on someone completely random who isn't Emma. Nope.

[no1beaarthurfan]

Do you want fries with that? Because if so you're all outta luck, cos I'm a merc, not a fry cook.

[gosniktyourself]

Oh. It's you. Still got that mouth on you, I see. *looking rather unimpressed*

[no1beaarthurfan]

Wolvie! *clings* It just hasn't been the same without you! Murderin' isn't as much fun without my favourite big ol' sourpuss.

[gosniktyourself]

*knocks you away just a bit* Oh go away, Wade. You -and- your yellow bubbles. I don't do the murdering anymore, you know that. Only kill when it's right.

[no1beaarthurfan]

But you're the only one who ~understands~ me, Wolvie. And killing is always right! If it wasn't right, it wouldn't be so EASY!

[groovy_mutant]

Did someone say ass?

[sharkneto]

*facepalm*

[groovy_mutant]

*smooches his owie*

[sharkneto]

Charles. Have you thought about what we talked about?