Snape’s Letter
Dear Minerva,
Buggering Potter. I have thoroughly enjoyed my long
overdue leave. However, I’m afraid a family of mutts and incompetents unavoidable
circumstances have led me to submit my resignation. I feel that I am no longer
able to devote the attention the position of Hogwarts Potions master deserves
with the time I am going to devote to Potter’s positions Potter’s arse my other interests.
Potter sends his good wishes.
Sincerely,
Professor Severus Snape
Humor
PG