Well thats coming from a state that has laws like...
State Law * You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. * You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile. * The English language is not to be spoken.
Chicago * Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. * It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. * It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck. * Kites may not be flown within the city limits. * Spitting is forbidden * It is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting near a curb. * It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
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State Law
* You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
* You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
* The English language is not to be spoken.
Chicago
* Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
* It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
* It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
* Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
* Spitting is forbidden
* It is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting near a curb.
* It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
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