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Ok, some dirty fucker decided to steal from me.
My turntables and my mixer.

I'm going to rip your heart out and shit on it.

(A little exerpt from the movie TAXI DRIVER...just kinda' the way I feel now ( Read more... )

So I think one of the best sounds I've ever heard was a girl getting done with a nice, proper hummer for me and lifting her head up for air then...a hearty belch roars out. Amazing.

Hmmmmm , I was wondering if I should get a paid account on this goddamn site. What do you think o' friends o' mine?

Ok, I go to my friends computer and look in my fuckin lj and all my journal is blank! just fuckin' blank! Aaaaaaarrrgh! It's the damn jews! I know it! Oh, for fuck's sake !!!!!
Really, whats going on?

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