i completed sucked at life today.

i did the worst presentation every given by me...in fact, i'm going to go as far as saying the worst presentation given by anyone. i kept saying "like, you know" and "it was awesome". it was a fucking speech about HISTORY! there's nothing to say awesome to.
i'm such a tool.
i almost peed on myself today. sigh.lame

i got new glasses yesterday. i feel awesome. like i can fly now. or read a book ( Read more... )

I'm at work waiting for people to come buy H.P.
i ate a sugar cookie.
Went out for dinner last night for my b-day with my parents. The bartender at Red Robin gave my balloons and I felt like a tool.

Nick is the best shopping partner ever!

Go to the local tonight and see Silence the Wake then go to the bar and drink with me! Woo!

i'm tired.

"did i get the nipple ( Read more... )

i did absolutely nothing this weekend. except do the dishes ( Read more... )

i'm watching a show about dinosaurs in america. i love dinosaurs.

things i plan on doing today:
drink vodka
get a sunburn
take a nap
light stuff on fire
swim
take a nap
drink rum
light stuff on fire
ride something called the "bitch pounder" (i think that's what it's called)
take a nap

fourth of july is the best!

called nick today, he was sleepy ( Read more... )

life gets shitty ( Read more... )

had a dream i made out with a used car salesman. he gave me a good deal on my car and a sweet scholarship for school. i'm a little fucked up i think ( Read more... )

why did i have more fun when i was in highschool? gah!

i wore fancy red shoes today.

i have a lauren hill song stuck in my head.

where is everyone right now? i'm bored. i ate too many pringles.

...need dairy queen...