Prompt 193 Boiled
Title Boiled Dinner
Author landofthekwt
Rating K
Prompt Boiled
Word Count 393
Warning none
Summary Inuyasha interferes with Kagome's domestic tranquility
From Old Fort Boise
Kagome stared at the pots on the fire. One for soap One for mutton stew One for dye. When Inuyasha had dumped the sheep on their doorstep, it had been a godsend Amazing that one animal could have so many uses Food, soap and clothing
Just then she felt an urge Inuyasha had made the hole that they had in their hut in Japan If she was lucky she would make it before she peed her pants. Inuyasha would never understand her needs after three hundred years When a woman said she had to go she meant now
Inuyasha wandered down to the fire pit He had been very tired when he came home Now being ravenous it was time to eat There were three pots and no Kagome Shrugging his shoulders he decided that he could not wait The question was what was edible
He sniffed at the first pot A piece of wool was attached to a stick Leaves were floating in the water coloring it and the wool indigo He stuck his nose in the liquid but only succeeded in turning his nose a purplish blue Not edible
The second pot hit his nose with an acrid smell There were two pots One containing oil The other containing the acrid smelling liquid This could not be good or edible unless Kagome was trying to kill him
The last pot seemed to contain parts of the sheep he had brought in He tried to scoop some out but only succeeeded in burning his nose Which was now a nice reddish purple The sheep was as tough as shoe leather Kagome was trying to starve him
Kagome stared at him " What on earth are you doing?"
Inuyasha folded his arms "Keh, where is my dinner,woman?"
He barely got those words out of his mouth before he hit the ground Kagome was pounding him into the ground with sits When he finally waved surrender Kagome sighed " Dinner was hours ago You can have whatever the boys did not eat In the future stay away from my pots"
Inuyasha found some roasted fish which the boys had caught that day Saying thanks he swallowed it one gu;lp in the future he would stir clear of Kagome's pots Whatever they held within it was not edible and therefore not worth getting pounded