Before I get to Damian, first check out this quote from the lovely Fred Willard Re: Mary/Marshall:
He's in love with Mary, secretly for the most part and unrequitedly for the most part, although I think that Mary - there are times when it seems like Mary also - Mary reciprocates his affections. But Mary might argue otherwise. He is a vital source of information for Mary frequently, but sometimes he has the same flaws that that famous Spock displayed in that his intellectualism is sometimes deficient for the situation. Sometimes you need a passionate, slightly irrational go-getter like Mary so in ways, it resembles the Spock/Kirk dynamic except if Spock were madly in love with Captain Kirk.
I ♥ you, Fred.
Okay, you know how I know that I'm way too in love with Damian Lewis? I just sat through the entirety of Chromophobia. I think this pic pretty much sums up my feelings on the movie:
It was messed up! I honestly have no clue what the plot was. My range of emotions can best be displayed through Damian:
WTF?
DAMN YOU! GRRR, I AM SO ANGRY AT YOU DAMIAN FOR MAKING ME WATCH THIS CRAP!
I'll never get those 2 and a half hours of my life back.
Okay, fine...
You totally made it up to me by laying like that. OMG I WANT TO BE ON YOU! GAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Damian is such a blessing... and a curse. And I am still dying to see The Escapist. At this point I am ready to fly to England just to see the damn thing. Not really, because I can't even afford to fly to the state next to me, but if I was rich, I would so be in England right now. Pah, what am I saying? If I was rich, I would buy the frickin' film reel and have it sent over to me on my private jet so that I could play it in my very own personal movie theater, which would be located in my fancy shmancy finished basement, and there would be a bar down there too, with my own personal bartender... who had a shocking resemblance to Damian... and he would wear a very skimpy uniform.