ASH SPAM!!!

[firthgal]

Because it makes me happyyyyy! I still need to do the weekly In Plain Sight spam for mary_marshall, but damn it, Anthony Stewart Head comes first. I LOVE HIM SO! And I am teaching myself a lesson for not going through a ginormous photobucket full of random and rare-ish ASH pics the second I was sent the link. HOW DARE I? HOW DARE I? I guess I was just saving it for a night when I couldn't get to sleep. AND OH, HOW REWARDING IT WAS TO NOT BE ABLE TO SLEEP!

But before we get to the pics, let's start off with my new favoritest Buffy/Giles vid of all time (and hey, there's Spanish at the beginning! I am totally festive today!):

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Gaaaaaah, I love it. So wicked awesome. I love that it got all of their super charged moments but also captured them being badass together. And the vid pretty much demonstrates my state of mind while watching Buffy:

Ooo, Giles! Ooo, Buffy! OMG, THEY'RE IN LOVE! SEASON 5 GILES HAIR AKA THE GREATEST HAIR IN EXISTENCE!!!! Dude, fighting! Oh, there's that Angel guy, he's a vampire or something? GILES! BUFFY!!! Willow and Xander. GILES!!!! GILES AND BUFFY! IN LOOOOOOVE! Tortured Giles is wicked hot. Ooo, kick some ass, Buffy. THEY'RE BEATING UP ANGEL, HELL YES! Aww, poor Angel. Wait, when did I start liking Angel? GILES!!!!!! HE'S TOUCHING BUFFY! IN AN APPROPRIATE YET SOMEHOW INAPPROPRIATE WAY! BUFFY! SHE'S HUGGING GILES! OMG, THEY'RE HUGGING! Giles totally wants to kiss her. Buffy and Giles. Giles and Buffy. In love. And kicking ass. GILES!!!!

So, yeah, that song fits them perfectly. Because it is all about them. Obviously. Plus, I enjoy singing the "aaaaAAAAAaaaaaa" part. Anyway, on to the pics!



First, let's set the mood with a little Joe Cocker, yes?

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He's totally got the Derek Zoolander blue steel look down, doesn't he?













Coooor, I love that one. He looks so deliciously evil.









Look at how freaking sexy he is there. Who would ever think to cast him as the stuffy old librarian? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M GLAD THEY DID.

So, now that we know he's got the Blue Steel mastered, let's check out his giggle face, which of course turns us all to squishy goo, because it's the most adorable thing in the world:

















!!!! This one is double the adorable.



I so want to make a euphemism about that banana. But I won't.

So, our first song has probably ended by now. Time to switch the mood:

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Because we all know that he is the sexbombiest sexbomb ever.

And now we see the Robert DeNiro influence (yes, I can relate every single one of my men back to DeNiro. It's a gift):






Okay, DeNiro smokes in just about all of his movies, but I cannot find a proper screencap, and I refuse to risk my neck by climbing over all the junk in my room to get to my DVDs, so have this random pic of My Fair Lady that somehow showed up in a google search for "mean streets."



OBVIOUSLY Eliza grew up on the mean streets of London pedaling cocaine inside of those so-called flowers of hers.



Okay, so this one is more like Video Game Tony Montana:



And now I bring you the cheeky grin portion of this picspam:



I LOVE THAT PICTURE! SO FREAKING MUCH! I honestly will never figure out why.





*melts*











Awkward poses that are somehow ridiculously sexy:





LEATHER SUIT POSE:



*shivers*

Thinking pose:



The awwwwwwww pose:



The cross-dresser pose IN COLOR:



The "Oh dear god, someone get me away from this firthgal person!" pose:



The big old smile pose:













Gaaaaaaah, I love that one.





Hotness. Pure and utter hotness that one is. *melts away into a sea of bliss*

And because it is just not humanly possible to post an ASH spam without this pic:



Oooooh, yes. *dreamy sigh*

I've missed my pervy picspamming ways, I must say. The world feels right again.