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fishfoo

How Not To Watch A Clive Owen Film.

Aug 22, 2006 00:42

Some simple precepts to follow when watching a film starring Clive Owen ( Read more... )

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pxr5 August 22 2006, 10:30:06 UTC

so not understanding the Clive Owen love :-( This may have something to do with King Arthur. In fact, I think it's mostly due to King Arthur. Gahhhhh.

I think I've got other candidates that fit in here ;-)

mollpeartree August 22 2006, 13:26:34 UTC

I prescribe you one viewing of Croupier. Or possibly Closer, but I think Croupier is a better movie.

Clive's American accent is indeed a painful thing.

heathey August 22 2006, 14:57:55 UTC

I've seen Clive Owen in person, and while I can't say the same for Apollo, I still firmly believe he could give him a run for his money.

fishfoo August 23 2006, 02:58:34 UTC

Plus, he likes your dog. Big plus.

shadygroves August 22 2006, 17:40:47 UTC

This Inside Man, this is the one you recently were saying you wanted to watch. I am sorry, that it was a miserable experience for you.

When you told me of this last night, of all the teenagers in the room with cellphones ringing and that you had watched a *swoon* Clive O film... (ponders, do you use the *O* because he is Orgasm worthy?)

My first thought was, Oh no!.. did he say... Clive O.. possibly the hottest being ever.. in front of said teenagers with their cell phones ringing... and did they stop and stare at you? And I guess you answered what I wondered all day when I remembered our conversation.
(E = you did say it)

Thank you for the "How Not to Watch a Clive O. Film" guide. I wonder why I havent seen this on the shelf at the library?

fishfoo August 23 2006, 03:00:35 UTC

They certainly did stop and stare. What can I say, they're young -- nineteen, most of them -- they haven't yet realized that you can be relentlessly heterosexual and still think that Clive Owen (or John Hannah, or Michael Wincott, or Jason Statham) are simply to die for.

I saw that Clive is on the cover of this month's GQ. I've never bought an issue of GQ in my life, but I might just this once. So hot.

shadygroves August 23 2006, 03:04:42 UTC

you realize it is all your fault I dreamt of him today while napping.. He was a detective (this had nothing to do with it) and some woman was listing all the reasons to sleep with him or not. and I looked at her and muttered, "It is Clive Owen for mercy sakes... do you really need an excuse?"