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fishing_nazi

I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMPA NOW, DADDY!

Oct 19, 2006 12:33

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anonymooz October 19 2006, 18:29:53 UTC

Chris always wakes me up at odd hours of the night wanting some of the soft touch. He don't understand that I ain't a sex robot, either. Welcome to my pain.

fishing_nazi October 19 2006, 18:34:18 UTC

How do you deal with it?

anonymooz October 19 2006, 18:40:02 UTC

Can of mace.

Aim for his taint.

fishing_nazi October 19 2006, 19:03:11 UTC

I'm surprised that would work on Chris. I always thought he might be into that kind of stuff. You know, in a kinky kind of way.

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_likelife October 19 2006, 22:41:12 UTC

Assuming you get up ungodly earlier than he does, then just assault him when you want to, early in the morning. Give him some of his own medicine.

Who from PHS is in Scotland?

fishing_nazi October 20 2006, 14:31:59 UTC

That is a great plan, except for the fact that I am NOT someone you want to deal with in the morning. I get up as late as humanly possible. :(

Liliana Munoz worked in London where she met her (now) husband and they moved to his home in Scotland. Do you remember her?

_likelife October 24 2006, 03:24:36 UTC

Wow, yes, I actually do remember her. I have no idea why she's one of the ten or so people I remember from PHS, but I do.

Play Dead rottzilla069 October 20 2006, 02:10:52 UTC

I would seriously not respond to him at all, in any way, when he comes home, and hopefully he would figure out that you're down for the count. At least, if he kept going at it and trying to have sex with you when you were completely lifeless, I would seriously have to question if he was the right one, because at least in my mind, that's crossing the line.

But if playing dead did work, then you could do like someone else suggested and wake up a bit early and then you could have sex on your terms.

On a sidenote, this totally reminds me of whatshername on Sex & the City when she first started dating Steve who was a bartender...haha, and later became her husband. ;)

Re: Play Dead fishing_nazi October 20 2006, 14:33:04 UTC

I've tried playing dead! :( He doesn't cross the line in terms of what he does, but I usually don't have the self-control to just continue to ignore him. Maybe I need to try harder!

rottzilla069 October 20 2006, 02:23:00 UTC

Oh yeah, forgot to say I won't be down for New Year's...WAH!!!! I'll be in Iowa with the fam. Alas, staying until the 3rd was the only way I could go home for x-mas at all.

But I would most definitely love to be there for your b-day!! Either way I will probably see you in a couple weeks. :)

fishing_nazi October 20 2006, 14:33:44 UTC

Oh no! I'd be working New Year's anyway so we wouldn't even be able to hang out. I hope they have a killer New Year's in Iowa!

Keep me posted on your next trip down!!!

rottzilla069 October 20 2006, 02:26:09 UTC

OMG...I just realized the girl in your icon is boxing a penis! LMAO...sorry I'm such a comment whore tonight.