Dr. Angus

[fishmonger409]

Come on- is that the best Burger King can do- Dr. Angus? Dr. Anus is more like it. I'm OLD enough to remember when they had the actual Burger King hawking their hamburgers. He had this blow-dried red hair, feathered in the middle and puffed up like a bag of cotton candy with a plastic crown pushed down on it. He wore a red and yellow leotard and

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[jsg]

Grimace lost 200 pounds thanks to Trim Spa and is now married to Anna Nicole Smith. The Hamburglar entered rehab due to a massive cocaine addiction when he found that burgeling the hamburgers just didn't cut it anymore. The Fry Goblin's got involved in the porn industry, along with Mr. Whipple, who reportedly died of a heart attack after his first encounter with Jenna Jameson.

[fishmonger409]

Wish I had a story about Jenna...

[jsg]

Yea....Yea....she's purty..........PURTY DAMN HOT!