Real life is for other people
1. I liked exactly three things about 7x05: 1) the sweaty!Sam and searching-for-freaky-accidents!Dean scene (the outtake that Jared posted was far more entertaining though -- I thought they would keep at least some of the stretching! also, why does Dean sleep fully dressed and on top of the covers??), 2) Dean going on and on about the possible kinky stuff that the Starks are into (because he's obvs making references to what he and Sam get up to :>:>:>), and 3) the Leviathan getting zapped. I found the rest of the episode kind of silly and overly gory, tbh. Can't wait for next week's episode, though! \o/ I've never met a doppelganger episode that I didn't like. :>
2. applegeuse and I have really profound conversations:
me: i always feel like the plural should be penii
applegeuse: i wonder if it's like that thing with "octopus," how that is supposed to be "octopodes" or whatever
peniodes
me: dean and sam rubbed their peniodes together
applegeuse: LMAO LMAO
SO SEXY
me: and then their holes winked at each other
applegeuse: !!!!!!!!!
it made their peniodes very happy
me: we should collaborate on an epically porny fic
applegeuse: winking holes. why do people even write that.
me: i don't know :(
applegeuse: WE SHOULD
it would be terrible
unless you like your peniodes several feet long, and your assholes winky
me: it would feature loads of burbling peniodes
that like to give hugs *
applegeuse: the characters should also "husk" things
me: like corn?
applegeuse: BURBLING PENIODES
me: hottest description ever
am i right or am i right
applegeuse: "i want your burbling peniode to penetrate my winking hole," jensen husked.
not even "said in a husky voice."
but HUSKED
(i still can't get over "burbling peniode." XD XD XD XD)
me: that's the hottest thing ever
wait!
if jensen wants jared's peniode, then does that mean jared has more than one penis?
because peniode is the plural form?
applegeuse: LOLOLOLOL
me: this is devolving into tentacle sex
*- From earlier in the conversation…
applegeuse: ALL HE NEEDS ARE HUGS FROM SAM
me: Sam's magical healing peen, you mean
applegeuse: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
YES
according to some fics, it's probably massive enough to completely envelop dean in a hug anyway
3. I did want to post about Serious Business, but I spent the entire day reading Harry/Snape fics (it's lemniciate's fault, because it's always lemniciate's fault when I spend an entire day reading fic X3) and I'm in a total fic-induced daze and nothing hurts.
2. applegeuse and I have really profound conversations:
me: i always feel like the plural should be penii
applegeuse: i wonder if it's like that thing with "octopus," how that is supposed to be "octopodes" or whatever
peniodes
me: dean and sam rubbed their peniodes together
applegeuse: LMAO LMAO
SO SEXY
me: and then their holes winked at each other
applegeuse: !!!!!!!!!
it made their peniodes very happy
me: we should collaborate on an epically porny fic
applegeuse: winking holes. why do people even write that.
me: i don't know :(
applegeuse: WE SHOULD
it would be terrible
unless you like your peniodes several feet long, and your assholes winky
me: it would feature loads of burbling peniodes
that like to give hugs *
applegeuse: the characters should also "husk" things
me: like corn?
applegeuse: BURBLING PENIODES
me: hottest description ever
am i right or am i right
applegeuse: "i want your burbling peniode to penetrate my winking hole," jensen husked.
not even "said in a husky voice."
but HUSKED
(i still can't get over "burbling peniode." XD XD XD XD)
me: that's the hottest thing ever
wait!
if jensen wants jared's peniode, then does that mean jared has more than one penis?
because peniode is the plural form?
applegeuse: LOLOLOLOL
me: this is devolving into tentacle sex
*- From earlier in the conversation…
applegeuse: ALL HE NEEDS ARE HUGS FROM SAM
me: Sam's magical healing peen, you mean
applegeuse: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
YES
according to some fics, it's probably massive enough to completely envelop dean in a hug anyway
3. I did want to post about Serious Business, but I spent the entire day reading Harry/Snape fics (it's lemniciate's fault, because it's always lemniciate's fault when I spend an entire day reading fic X3) and I'm in a total fic-induced daze and nothing hurts.