Dear #itpe podficcer:

[fishpatrol]

HI. :D Since the letter is due today, I will try to make it short and simple. XD

ETA; Oct 10, 2014: I'm participating for the fourth year in a row! My trope preferences haven't changed, but my fandom preferences have changed somewhat -- same deal as last year: new fandoms in italics, and removed fandoms are crossed out. Also, I'm A-okay with

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[fishpatrol]

Looking at your list now, it was indeed you! :> I've come across some people who've said that, as long as they're enjoying the story, they don't notice SPaG errors -- but SPaG errors usually cause me to backspace instantly, so I figure I should mention that in my please-avoid list!

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I am going to tell your It Pee podficcer to record you a fic about ranch dressing. And SPIT LUBE TENTACLES. No, wait, the tentacles use the dressing as lube. There we go.

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Would salad dressing suffice as lubricant?

And oh my god, you are a butt. \o\ /o/ \o\ NO TURDS. NO PEE. alkdjfalsdjfs;

[fishpatrol]

REQUEST IT YOURSELF, YOU BUTT

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I just noticed... A whole year later, I'm still using the same insults...

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