[This post made possible by stress]

[stealthygenius]

[A rarely-seen David is meandering through the halls, opening doors at random. Earlier that day the Nexus had decided to be "cute" and make the bed linens vanish from everyone's beds. And the linen closets from the halls, apparently. Which is why Solid Snake is looking for where all the damn sheets went

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[stealthygenius]

[What a waste of perfectly good bedsheets. If Liquid sees this he'll never let David live it down.]

[stealthygenius]

[Speak of the blond and he will appear. David pouts frowns in his direction as he folds the offending sheets.]

They are not. They are fierce racing hounds.

Snake your flirting sucks

[still_a_rookie]

[It's been awhile since Snake had met up with the other Nexus rookie. He looks over the surprisingly cutesy sheets, then turns his gaze to Meryl.]

...Foxy.

8V

[still_a_rookie]

[Maybe he's trying to make up for poisoning her that one time? And the hair is entirely Liquid's fault.]

Only the ones that can pull their weight.

How've you been?

[still_a_rookie]

[Snake stares at his sheets for a few moments, then begins taking them down. Sheets were sheets and the design was kinda cute, anyway.]

[leashedliquid]

Those suit you, Brother.

[He notices a set hanging up decorated with cheerful collars and whips. He makes a face.]

That's simply tasteless.

[still_a_rookie]

You would say that.

[Then he catches sight of Liquid's sheets and doesn't bother to hide the smirk.]

Tasteless...or just to your taste?

[leashedliquid]

Those have been known to overlap.

[neurotic_insect]

[Dimitri recognized his after a point. Mantises and spools of thread with needles in them. And the odd husky.]

[Holding them up, he scowled. Really, Nexus?]

[camebacksad]

[Zorrow obviously doesn't have sheets, but that doesn't stop him from playing with everyone else's. They're soft and they smell good - what's a zombie not to like?]