Sup bro...

[nottheheavy]

[This guard is beyond confused. In fact, he is so beyond confused that he's somehow completely calm. Who cares abut the fact that he doesn't know where he's been the last few months? Who cares that he has no clue how the fuck he got into this kitchen? What matters is that he has coffee, peace and quiet, and his commander isn't around to berate him about slacking off. And that's good enough to him.]

((OCC: This is a guard I forgot to formally introduce. So there. Come traumatize him.))