"IT IS NOT ILLEGAL TO MASURBATE IN A CLOSED STALL IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM."

[fissweed]

one of the perks, and there are several, to hosting HappyHours at THE yellow house on carlotta is the conversations i am priviledged to hear. these range from intellectual highs to poopoo-mouth lows. the real good ones are the f'd up intellectual poopoo-mouth conversations. the one i witnessed in this case, was an intellectual poopoo-mouth

Comments

[fatmanwandering]

i belive that it would be because a public bathroom is public property and any sexual acts in public in illegal.

[shereveals]

Tough.

How would anyone know you were touching your party time area unless you made noises? I think they could nail you on a disturbance charge in that case, since there's no way you could actually prove someone was going at it with themselves without actually seeing it.

[andrewp]

didn't george michael get busted for something like that?