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[fist_of_the_sun]

Because sunday_extreme and prince_reaper had questions, class is now in session!

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[china_pin]

*shocked silence; traumatized for LIFE*

[fist_of_the_sun]

*EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT GAY SEX =D*

[china_pin]

O//o E-erm.. well... I---!! *not sure what to say*

That was.... very informative? *attempts to smile*

[ooc: YOU KILLED ME ON THE INSIDE. GIMME BACK THE SOUL YOU STOLE. D: XD YOU ROCK SO HARD.]

[fist_of_the_sun]

I do try~

ooc: I- it needed to happen eventually! All these growing youths, exploring their sexualities! Lussuria is totally the person to edumacate them!

[prince_reaper]

[ooc: OMG I LOVE YOU LUSSURIA. weird, in the yaoi mangas i have they use spit too.]

Oh. So that's what it's for. But... *cocks head to side* Wouldn't that hurt? Or would it feel good? o_O

[fist_of_the_sun]

(ooc: XD Well, spit's good in emergencies, but it usually takes a lot to be effective without drying up)

It actually feels quite good when it's done right, I can assure you~

[prince_reaper]

*thinks*

A gay man said that it feels good because the guy's thing rubs against the other guy's thing inside... or something? Is that why? O_o

...I think they called it the Prostate Gland.

[ooc: Oh. maybe that's why they... letsnotgothere.:D]

[fist_of_the_sun]

Well, you have been doing your homework~ Yes, if you can hit that, it's well worth the effort of anal~

ooc: XD Whutwhut share

[failedstampede]

.............................................................................................

......doesn't it hurt.

[fist_of_the_sun]

Of course not~ <3 <3

[failedstampede]

..................................................................................That's not what my failed attempt experience would have you believe.

....I feel like I just saw someone die.

[fist_of_the_sun]

Perhaps, you'd like a more... guided tutorial of how to accomplish this supreme satisfaction, Cavallone~?

[sunday_extreme]

[ooc: HOLY FUCK AHHAHAHAHAHA I--EPIC ON A WIN SAMMICH]

...!!

...!!!!

[fist_of_the_sun]

(ooc: *bows*)

Questions, Ryo-chan~?

[sunday_extreme]

H-HOW DO YOU KNOW--WHY WOULD YOU--

*sputters*

SO AREN'T GIRLS BETTER?

[fist_of_the_sun]

No~ Men really are the superior sex when it comes to satisfaction beneath the sheets, you know~

[xanxus]

...see this is why I kick you.

[ooc: EPIC WIN! You win at life, dear. You win at life. LOL TO THE EXTREME!!!]

[fist_of_the_sun]

Something wrong with it, boss~?

ooc: <3~! THANK YOU TO THE EXTREME

[xanxus]

I can't even begin to respond to that...

[fist_of_the_sun]

Well, it is, of course, all from personal experience. If you've got some anecdotes to share on the matter, you're more than welcome...