I don't usually do these things, but this one looked really interesting. Of course I'm gonna hafta skip songs that don't have any words in them... there's a bunch

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know ( Read more... )

I saw the comment card tacked to the caff's bulletin board, and I giddily ran over to it. The manager's reply was expected and boring, so I decided to leave it there. If I can't get any further laughs outta the situation then the least I can hope for is some cups without any gross things in them.

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If there's one thing I've always wished I could do, I wish I could talk like a gangster. Maybe not like a gangster, but like they did in the old movies from the 30's. They were probably all gangsters back then anyway. It wouldn't hurt to throw in a "nyah, see?" every once in a while, would it? I wouldn't abuse it. I want to be able to call girls " ( Read more... )

Did you know? My roommate chews tobacco. I know it's a little bit the pot calling the kettle black but, Guh-ROSS. He leaves soda bottles and solo cups out around the room. I don't abide that shit. There will come a day when I'm in an altered state or just daydreaming and I pick up the wrong red plastic cup and the next thing I know I'll have to cut ( Read more... )

Back to school ( Read more... )

The concert was awesome. The drive down to Boston sucked, but I chose to leave during rush hour, so I had to make due with a little traffic. Once there though, whoooo, ridiculously awesome...

*grahm cracker break*

Om nom  nom. Ok. First was this guy.


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Sometimes I think my genius will ultimately prove to be a detriment to my well being. I think I also proved that I can't make ice cream. I thought to myself "Self" I thought "Look, you've got these canned peaches and canned oranges. Why don't you blend them in a blender and pour them over ice cream?" Apparently if I told myself to jump off a bridge ( Read more... )

I've been having a number of odd dreams these past few nights. One involved zombies. It actually scared me quite a bit and made me jolt awake in the middle of the night. It was a real-life invasion of the walking dead, but they kept getting smarter and smarter. Like when I popped out of a door to shoot at them they'd run and throw themselves on the ( Read more... )

I need a new email address. The spam I get in a day is ridiculous. So I had one of my thoughts. You know, "my thoughts." I thought "hey, let's find something on the internet that makes random words and I'll use that as my email address. Awesome!" So I did. Random word site are as awesome as the people lacking the life to do anything but make random ( Read more... )