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[fitzkreiner]

It's really fab being me. Tegan loves me and all that girly stuff.

barbarella69 is a slapper, even more so than Iris. Which I suppose is very amazingly...err...yeah. I can't remember if I've shagged Iris, but most people seem to think I haven't. I should have a list, really, so if I've shagged you can you leave a comment so I remember? Thanks. It's not that

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[barbarella69]

I never touched you. Besides I don't slap.

I spank, and do it very well.

[benny_surprise]

Remember me? One you shagged right before you proposed to Tegan?

Yeah. That one.

Think I might slap you anyway, as I don't believe the amnesia excuse. Unless it's suddenly contagious.

[tegan_lj]

Amnesia is sexually transmitted, darling. I thought we determined that...

[fitzkreiner]

Shut it, woman.

Make me a sandwich.

[tegan_lj]

*puts a hand on her hips*

Could you repeat that a moment? Your machoness was a little too loud and I didn't quite make that out.

*frowns*

[anjikapoor]

Hullo, Fitz.

Oi, that picture frightens me.

*ahems*

Anyway, I have something for you.

[fitzkreiner]

Is it alcoholic?

[anjikapoor]

Well, no. But I can get you an alcoholic something if you want.