Today, like a very nerdy person, I got a Nintendo Wii. I must say, it is just about the coolest video game system ever made, it's so goddamn easy to use. And it's funny, behold, my friends:


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Here is Lauren. For some reason, she's afraid or something:


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So I'm sitting in my room working the internet to the best of my laptop's ability. It's nighttime, the only light source is a desk lamp over my head. Out of nowhere I see a shadow fly past me, curious to see how big of a bug it was, I turn around to survey the room ( Read more... )

My third and latest YTMND site:

Jeff Goldblum kills rich cunts

In addition to the "long nerve" I found underneath my nipple that I feel next to my bellybutton... I've found one on my side where if I pinch that spot, I feel it in my elbow.

How weird.

Tonight we say goodbye to a good friend. A friend who has been there since they sat in my pocket, feeding my ears music. Goodbye, iPod.


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I bought a 1GB micro SD card today. It was extremely cheap, $30 free shipping. I bought it because I want to take lots of pictures with my digital camera and a few upcoming devices i plan on splurging on take SD cards. I bought the micro version because its what most cell phones take. It came with an adapter for a regular SD slot ( Read more... )

tonight, i was hypnotized. i was on stage and i can't believe it's real... it's totally real. this is what i ended up doing ( Read more... )

I'd like to tell everyone about a strange phenomenon that just happened to me. I like to call it 'Phantom Moisture ( Read more... )

America, more popular than God

Google Trends is the coolest thing ever.

Update! Porn is also more popular than God