There is this point on my body where hair comes from that has no nerves at all. I can touch this spot but I cannot feel it. I've decided that it is the nadir of my physical construction, or the last spot on my body that was built. This spot is in my ass crack. I can rip out the hair there and not feel it, and it's somewhat satisfying ( Read more... )

i just had this dream... it was awesome. i sent the entire thing to meghan in IM form first, and i don't feel like going through it and rewording it to fit the perspective of my friends, so here it is ( Read more... )

German engineering in da haus.

Oh shit! Flamboyant german men sure do know how to advertise!

Lets all heil Deutschland for vee-dub autohaus.

Ich bin zurück bei Alfred. Einem Versuch alle Nacht lang schreiben.

i'm letting papyrus, the worst font in existence, control my life. i have seen papyrus every single day, somewhere else, for about the past month. i can only remember the sightings from last friday, so here they are ( Read more... )

because i'm sick of drawing i made this in 2 minutes... it's daniel radcliffe:

CLICK HERE NOW FUCK!

well i got some sleepytime tea to try to fix this awful "wake up all the goddamn time" sleep pattern i've been having. at 1:30 AM i finished my sleepytime tea i stole from the collinses and then i went under my covers ( Read more... )

okay i woke up in the middle of the night itching like crazy so i couldn't sleep so i went on my computer ( Read more... )

this is what i got for my birthday today:

$10 from my dad's girlfriend

i'm really not complaining.. i'm 20 and don't need an extravagant birthday.

except i spent $15 on gas getting home...

couldn't help but do this:

English Genius
You scored 92% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 80% Expert! You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid ( Read more... )

that's great. i wake up, put some sandals on and trudge across the hall to the bathroom. i piss, walk back to my room and try to turn the doorknob. it's fucking locked.

i wake up and get locked out of my room. the hall is freezing cold and i'm in my underwearafter 45 minutes of standing around and being eyed down by no more than 3 separate dudes ( Read more... )