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Hi Vince,

Something in the office smells like HIJACK.

maybe you farted.

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item the firstlast weekend i went to a ridiculous house party in missisauga. sooo much fun. however, the night before the party, we were walking home from some shitty bar and all of a sudden the guys i was with were talking like i knew how to do a back flip. i couldn't remember whether i'd actually done one before that they had seen. i mean, i ( Read more... )

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ahem

sorry, scott.

looks like it's braid for me.

so who's going to:

a) minus the bear/braid

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b) tangiers

me and scott

c) nothing

d) shut up, you're not the boss-a me

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that is all

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